Down at the Dinghy

April 19, 2005 6:17 PM

No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls, sir! [NSFW]
posted by kenko (21 comments total)

Jeff Gannon gives it two big thumbs up!
posted by zardoz at 6:21 PM on April 19, 2005

cute, but totally safe for work--they don't have genitals.
posted by amberglow at 6:21 PM on April 19, 2005

I guess, amberglow, but if I'm not sure I would want my boss seeing me looking at those pictures at work. Best to be safe, no?
posted by kenko at 6:27 PM on April 19, 2005

< gijoe>
i just want to eat you up!
< /gijoe>
posted by moonbird at 6:33 PM on April 19, 2005

Is that a foxhole or are you just trying to reinlist me?
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies at 7:12 PM on April 19, 2005

"Foxtrot charlie niner---we're facing an anal ambush-- please advise--over!!"

"read you loud and clear; no glove no love--repeat--no glove no love--over!!"
posted by snsranch at 7:25 PM on April 19, 2005

Sometimes I wish I was gay just so I could piss people off, too.
posted by fungible at 7:29 PM on April 19, 2005

well, it does give "kung fu grip" a whole new meaning ; >
posted by amberglow at 7:35 PM on April 19, 2005

Lighten up Francis! (fungible) I even had to show my girlfriend. That's some funny shit.

On preview--Kung Fu Grip!!!!! Baaaaaa!!!!!! Hahahahahah!!!!
posted by snsranch at 7:37 PM on April 19, 2005

New meaning? I wasn't aware "kung-fu grip" meant anything else!
posted by falconred at 7:41 PM on April 19, 2005

One more thing before I go, I wonder what Benedict XVI thinks about this, wink wink;}
posted by snsranch at 7:44 PM on April 19, 2005

I guess it would have ruined the aesthetic if he'd included Billy.
posted by ursus_comiter at 7:47 PM on April 19, 2005

Spook-ay. I was just looking at Leisure Town...
posted by Joybooth at 8:16 PM on April 19, 2005

I'm not unamused. I'm just saying, it looks like fun to make some people so angry. I guess, similar to a wigger (white guy who wants to be black), that makes me a homowannabe.
posted by fungible at 9:00 PM on April 19, 2005

First steps would be 24-7 Bravo channel viewing and massive immersion in all the John Tesh links here, fungerbil.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies at 9:09 PM on April 19, 2005

Bring out the gimp...

But the gimp's sleepin'
posted by AlexReynolds at 9:24 PM on April 19, 2005

Unfortunately, it seems you have to be born that way!! (Coincidentally, I already watch Queer Eye 8 hours a day. It's my job. Hasn't worked yet.)
posted by fungible at 9:36 PM on April 19, 2005

I don't think it's your eye that's supposed to be...well. NM.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies at 9:40 PM on April 19, 2005

I'm not NOT unamused. It's not NOT uncreative. But the fact that they are dolls is not NOT witty in any way. So in short, an excellent use of the web.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 10:40 PM on April 19, 2005

I guess, amberglow, but if I'm not sure I would want my boss seeing me looking at those pictures at work.

So I guess turning this one into my desktop wallpaper is a bad idea, huh?

(so very tempted though. oh man. must resist...)
posted by Katemonkey at 1:54 AM on April 20, 2005

Hawt!

Sure puts my "playing" with Barbies to shame...
posted by deborah at 12:06 PM on April 20, 2005