Sergeant Fluffy, at your service

April 25, 2005 7:28 AM

Looking for that perfect gift for your favorite dog-loving military buff? How about a picture of Rover in uniform?
posted by Katemonkey (11 comments total)

My cat is indeed a cold-blooded killer. But I can't imagine that she needs oil or even a paycheck for protecting oil. Why would I want to imagine her in uniform?

(Great find!)
posted by Mayor Curley at 7:54 AM on April 25, 2005

I think if I were to sit down for a solid month to try to imagine the definitive way to insult the men and women in uniform who perform some of the hardest jobs in the most god-forsaken parts of the world for the highest risk and lowest pay, even after the hallucinogenic effects of sleep deprivation kicked in I couldn't possibly find anything worse than this.
posted by Mike D at 8:16 AM on April 25, 2005

Man. Man. That site broke my brain.
posted by COBRA! at 8:16 AM on April 25, 2005

Wow... all the times I photoshoped absurd things to make my friends laugh, I never once thought I could convince people to pay me for it.
posted by Kellydamnit at 8:42 AM on April 25, 2005

hahahahah..... thanks

Now I have to take new picks of my horses just to see how it would turn out.

and Mike D.... get over it, if I was still in the U.S.Army, I would love to have something like this.
posted by The Infamous Jay at 8:50 AM on April 25, 2005

"and Mike D.... get over it..."

No, I think not.
posted by Mike D at 8:59 AM on April 25, 2005

Yes, Mike D is right. The Canadian government's wasteful spending of millions on photoshopped pet pics at a time when their military is strapped is a scandal that should haunt us all.

54º40' or Fight!!!
posted by COBRA! at 9:07 AM on April 25, 2005

I want to see "Jeff Gannon" photoshopped in uniform...
posted by anthill at 9:11 AM on April 25, 2005

Man, people are weird. Consumerism scares me.
posted by Specklet at 1:07 PM on April 25, 2005

Well, somewhere between Iraq, inflation (look for it soon in a store near you!) and all the troubles in the world, this wins my site / idea of the month award.
Problems? Take it to my Shi Tzu and watch yo finger! :)

Love it!
posted by buzzman at 7:00 PM on April 25, 2005

Oh, I forgot to add... the first thing I did with my Good Conduct Award was pin it to my dogs collar and take her picture with it! Smiles to the haters! :)
posted by buzzman at 7:01 PM on April 25, 2005