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April 26, 2005 1:11 PM   Subscribe

Political Friendster. Because before Senator James Inhofe, R-Oklahoma, declared Global Warming a "hoax" he met with his friend ExxonMobil, taking $249,000 from one friend to another.
posted by Mean Mr. Bucket (12 comments total)
I'm willing to declare global warming a hoax for only $24,900. email in profile page
posted by matteo at 1:15 PM on April 26, 2005

Why do I have to have such a fucking stupid senator?

(And the other senator, and the representative. Even my state senator…)
posted by meditative_zebra at 1:22 PM on April 26, 2005

Slate in 1998: Widely considered one of the dumbest members of Congress, Inhofe was elected in 1994 on a campaign that he described gleefully as "God, gays, and guns."

Sounds like he was just ahead of his time.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 1:37 PM on April 26, 2005

And on the third day, the Lord took of Inhofe's right testicle, and said, "You shalt be J.C. Watts."
posted by shannymara at 2:16 PM on April 26, 2005

"I'm probably not the only one up at this table that is more outraged by the outrage than we are by the treatment."
    -- Sen. Inhofe, on the Abu Ghraib abuses, to the Senate Armed Services Committee, 5/11/2004

I know it's a hijack, but it needs to be repeated whenever his name is mentioned.
posted by PlusDistance at 2:41 PM on April 26, 2005

Meanwhile the other Senator David Walters (D) takes $358,155 from Lawyers and Law Firms. Fun to live in Oklahoma I imagine. Hey, at least you guys don't have Rick Santorum to deal with.

I remember writing him several times in 2003, the 'year of the blues' in the hopes his office might lend their assistance and dare I say, their endorsement to some events celebrating American blues music. The prick never responded once. But write to him and tell him there is a website making fun of him and you get this endless diatribe.
posted by j.p. Hung at 3:09 PM on April 26, 2005

People get the government they deserve.
posted by spazzm at 7:36 PM on April 26, 2005

How's come none of my friends are as generous as Inhofe's friends are? Open notice to ExxonMobil--come for cocktails this Friday and bring your checkbook!
posted by beelzbubba at 8:44 PM on April 26, 2005

Wunnerful...absolutely the best government money can buy.

And can you imagine? Exxon taking a break from Saving The Environment to get involved in the political process For The Common Good.
posted by fold_and_mutilate at 11:53 PM on April 26, 2005

Rice. Paddies. Surinam. Back. Breaking. Stoop. Labor.
posted by zaelic at 3:38 AM on April 27, 2005

// Rice. Paddies. Surinam. Back. Breaking. Stoop. Labor.

Ahhhhh, quit complaining. Ya got a job, aintcha?
posted by beelzbubba at 4:06 AM on April 27, 2005

Yet another cheap corporate whore.
posted by nofundy at 7:44 AM on April 27, 2005

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