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May 3, 2005 2:11 PM   Subscribe

Not just for hard rockers, apparently . . . They're everywhere, damn worshippers of satan. Some you'd figure right away, some you wouldn't. Ever been to a rock concert? Yep, you're probably damned, too.
posted by John of Michigan (35 comments total)
Hook 'em!
posted by ColdChef at 2:23 PM on May 3, 2005

posted by ColdChef at 2:25 PM on May 3, 2005

Wow, what a thorough waste of time. If you go looking for the devil hard enough, you're sure to find him. Like in this perfectly innocent image of the devil rising up from behind some clouds to obliterate a church.
posted by fenriq at 2:27 PM on May 3, 2005

At first I thought it was a joke...
posted by kuatto at 2:29 PM on May 3, 2005

fenriq, that's awesome!
posted by Specklet at 2:30 PM on May 3, 2005

this is tired rehash. i'm so ashamed of michigan. please reregister.
posted by quonsar at 2:44 PM on May 3, 2005

Salvation... 100% Totally FREE
posted by peacay at 2:59 PM on May 3, 2005

Very cool fenriq.
posted by xmutex at 3:03 PM on May 3, 2005

AH stop the Bush Bashing already ! Can't you see that he's Born Again , a picture speaks a thousand words !

posted by elpapacito at 3:03 PM on May 3, 2005

I don't think John Kerry throwing the horns in this picture:

I also like this link.
posted by baphomet at 3:07 PM on May 3, 2005

posted by sciurus at 3:10 PM on May 3, 2005

Can't you see that he's Born Again, a picture speaks a thousand words!

It sure does. Reminds me of those cuddly Religion of Peaceniks. Is the zany guy in the middle reaching up to flash The Horns, or is he brandishing an implement of decapitation while screaming Allahu Akbar? Tough to tell from the image quality.

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posted by dhoyt at 3:25 PM on May 3, 2005

Charles Baudelaire worshipped satan. It's been way cool for a while now -- get with it. Everyone knows ridicule and embarrassment are the fossil fuels of human contentment.
posted by Satapher at 3:26 PM on May 3, 2005

Charles Baudelaire worshipped satan.

And Freddie Mercury worshiped satin. What's your point.
posted by jonmc at 3:35 PM on May 3, 2005

posted by Katemonkey at 3:37 PM on May 3, 2005

and vegetarians worship seitan.


Oh, and i think they were refering to the 666 in the picture of Kerry, inconsistent yes, but still satanic apparently.
posted by schyler523 at 4:13 PM on May 3, 2005

my point is, freddie mercury has huge balls.
posted by Satapher at 4:16 PM on May 3, 2005

Hook 'em horns.

Or Satan.
posted by bardic at 4:16 PM on May 3, 2005

The only thing Satanic I found on that page was embedded MP3. Talk about evil...
posted by Faint of Butt at 4:24 PM on May 3, 2005

I think those who use sign language have a lot to quibble with.
H is for Hell kids!
posted by Viomeda at 5:00 PM on May 3, 2005

And Freddie Mercury worshiped satin

Priceless, gonna steal it :D
posted by elpapacito at 5:26 PM on May 3, 2005

But, apparently, that ole Satanist John Kerry's estimation of the number of the beast is fifty out, and thus, quite lame.
posted by howfar at 6:04 PM on May 3, 2005

Dunno how they could have left out Richard Dawson saying "See ya next time on the Feud!"

I wasn't able to find him throwing the horns, but Google Image Search did produce his hawt wife, which is some consolation.
posted by Aknaton at 6:28 PM on May 3, 2005

this is tired rehash. i'm so ashamed of michigan. please reregister.

Quonsar, fuck off. I'll have you collared and deported to Ohio before you can say "Jenny is my queen, Canada owns my soul." Ashamed of Michigan?
*shakes head slowly*

I thought this was a nice addition to my already fantastic library of crazy shit, John. All the other "throwin' the horns" sites have been from the perspective of people like me, who think that utter nonsense deserves to be recognized on the web. These people are worth the price of admission - they HONESTLY BELIEVE that this crap is for real. And that makes it precious, and worthy of preservation.

howfar: 616 is my area code. oooOOOOOoohhhaaaaa....
posted by Baby_Balrog at 7:18 PM on May 3, 2005

Ah, I love this kind of stuff -- tho, I think the best bit is the blowup of the owl/doodad hidden in the dollar bill.

More of that, please.
posted by undule at 8:35 PM on May 3, 2005

Very sloppy, apart from stupid. Arafat was merely close with a casual gesture. Thanks to Viomeda for clarifying what I thought, with the thumb out, its 'I love you' in American Sign Language; certainly an evil sentiment expressed by the likes of...Jesus.

A fundamentalist is a person who will quote scripture (or Pat Robertson) to God to prove He's wrong.
posted by Goofyy at 9:02 PM on May 3, 2005

Actually, as far as the photos of Bush go, he's throwing up the hand signal for the Texas Longhorns, the "Hook 'Em Horns".

On second look at that link, it seems that they cover it.
posted by splatta at 9:04 PM on May 3, 2005

Yeah, if dude worships Satan, shouldn't he be throwing signs for the Buffalo Sabres?
posted by arto at 9:19 PM on May 3, 2005

So this has to be one of the stranger websites I have ever seen. My only question is, after looking at this, who isn't going to hell? They seem to have everybody covered by one group or another.
posted by iceman at 12:42 AM on May 4, 2005

Iceman, it certainly seems strange to see devil worshippers in quite such abundance, but looked at in context, this particular belief seems less baffling.

Us non-...how can I put this tactfully...us non-fruitloops often have a hard time understanding the madder examples of the thought of certain "fundamentalist Christians" (which seems to be the generally used term, although I always thought that love and the possibility of salvation were more fundamental to Christianity than was the search for Satan worshippers).

It's certainly a puzzle, until you realise that each and every one of these people is certifiably insane. They really believe that witchcraft works, that evolutionary biologists are in direct communion with the devil, and that the reason nobody believes them is the control of the media by dark Catholic/Jewish/Atheist/Lizard (delete as appropriate) forces. That combination of beliefs in one individual would be regarded as paranoid schizophrenia, but if 50 people have those beliefs, then friends, we got us a religious movement.
posted by howfar at 7:07 PM on May 4, 2005

No, not Spidey!!

As a former person who lived in Texas, I can unequivocally say that Texans are hell-bound! :)
posted by Sharktattoo at 7:36 AM on May 5, 2005

The Dionysian and worshipping Satan are two very, very different things.
posted by thecaddy at 10:17 AM on May 5, 2005

So, er, why are all those people throwing out a hook-em horns sign? WTF does it mean? What are they trying to communicate?
posted by five fresh fish at 12:07 AM on May 6, 2005

Hook 'em? Here's Satan himself
posted by thedevildancedlightly at 10:00 PM on May 10, 2005

each and every one of these people is certifiably insane.

That could be argued, I suppose- but I'm Wiccan and the Fundamentalists around me don't tend to break out the burning torches every time I walk past. It's more sort of polite hatred. Like apartheid.
posted by malusmoriendumest at 12:11 AM on May 18, 2005

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