Personal Jesus
May 11, 2005 11:35 PM   Subscribe

Somebody's going to Hell for this.
posted by DaShiv at 11:40 PM on May 11, 2005

Good thing there's no such thing as hell. Thanks for the laugh, drezdn!
posted by Pacheco at 11:45 PM on May 11, 2005

This is sinning!! We need to move this site to these folks hosting :)
posted by gren at 11:51 PM on May 11, 2005

Normal Bob Smith design may be disappointed to know there is prior art. I know a creative artist who did this seven years ago. He was sixteen at the time.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:57 PM on May 11, 2005

Hey, it's 2001 all over again.
posted by justgary at 11:57 PM on May 11, 2005

Old, and I'm almost sure a double post, but it's not worth trying to find it. Also, you can get the real magnetic version in a retro store near you.
posted by Balisong at 12:32 AM on May 12, 2005

How unbelievably blasphemous and trendy! I'll play around with it for a while and be such a rebel!
posted by zardoz at 1:38 AM on May 12, 2005

Blasphemy is always hip, zardoz. It's the only "cool" thing we have left over from the classical ages... except my hair.
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 1:54 AM on May 12, 2005

Hang in there baby!
posted by mr.marx at 2:00 AM on May 12, 2005

I've always been disappointed that there was no blood. The first instance is here, by the way, but I spoze this is due for a refreshage.
posted by sninky-chan at 2:05 AM on May 12, 2005

I like my Jesus with butter.
posted by johnj at 2:32 AM on May 12, 2005

Holy Jesus H, you mean you can actually dress things up online now??!
And the site I just linked to has a copyright beginning in 1998?!!

How could I have missed this phenomenal pandemic craze all this time??!!!

I mean, my dancing baby is still just wearing the same old diaper!
posted by hypersloth at 2:58 AM on May 12, 2005

Previously discussed in the gray

Close tangents in the blue

I could swear it was a double too, but I can't find it.

posted by Doohickie at 4:01 AM on May 12, 2005

Um, Doohickie, then look at my comment mere inches above yours (depending on the size of the monitor) and you will find this link. Maybe people are just ignoring me! Maybe I made it into a MeFi killfile!
posted by sninky-chan at 4:09 AM on May 12, 2005

I'm pretty sure I've seen a version of this where a bunny suit was one of the items.
posted by catachresoid at 5:13 AM on May 12, 2005

Settle down there, sninky-chan. Could well be that like me, most people quickly moused over your link and came away with the impression that it was just linking to a comment due to the "comments" in the path. Here's the same thread, only linked for EZ mouseover perusal.
posted by soyjoy at 6:38 AM on May 12, 2005

Hm, I'm settled down, but I was unaware that there were multiple ways to link, nor that one way would induce people to click and another would, um, not. Thanks for the tip.

(Best way to know what's behind a link is to click it! :) I'm disappointed, I hoped I was on some blacklist. Oh well.)
posted by sninky-chan at 6:44 AM on May 12, 2005

This settles the age old question of whether Jesus wore boxers or briefs.
posted by nofundy at 7:52 AM on May 12, 2005

omg i can't wait for The Phantom Menace to come out. And who's worried about that pesky y2k bug they keep talking about?!
posted by naxosaxur at 7:54 AM on May 12, 2005

sninky--- somehow I missed your post. Stupid me.
posted by Doohickie at 8:19 AM on May 12, 2005

Can I git a amen?
posted by LouReedsSon at 8:20 AM on May 12, 2005

"Blasphemous" is not only hip; in these religion-polluted times it's morally righteous.
posted by Decani at 8:48 AM on May 12, 2005

Jesus is my Personal Shavior!
Twice as close with half the blades!

(Take THAT!, Gilette Mach-3!)
posted by Balisong at 10:43 AM on May 12, 2005

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