Utopia Today
May 18, 2005 12:38 PM   Subscribe

Screw "serenity now." I want Utopia Today!
posted by *burp* (19 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
Oh, crap. Warning: Browser re-sizing Flash ahead.
posted by *burp* at 12:41 PM on May 18, 2005

Additional Warning: German Ahead.
posted by jonmc at 12:50 PM on May 18, 2005

Ok so I "played" for a while, just randomly clicking things...does anyone know, what was the point?
posted by yodelingisfun at 12:55 PM on May 18, 2005

that. was. awesome.

point? who needs a point when we have german supermodel maid robots?
posted by salad spork at 12:57 PM on May 18, 2005

But but the guy...in the taxi..reading the thing...:( Why???
posted by yodelingisfun at 12:58 PM on May 18, 2005

yodelingisfun: to show off their mad flash skills. Click on "landen" on the taxi's dash to carry on with the show.
posted by Popular Ethics at 1:02 PM on May 18, 2005

Is this some robo-sexual thing?
posted by BrotherCaine at 1:13 PM on May 18, 2005

I have no idea what that was about, but I had dinner with a model, drank a martini, and hit some golf balls, so I guess it was cool.
posted by brain_drain at 1:15 PM on May 18, 2005

Why do I feel like I just played a dating sim?
posted by GeekAnimator at 1:19 PM on May 18, 2005

Babelfish translation:

Your order: SAM LCL as much as possible points of sympathy. In the course of history there are again and again to affect possibilities the two leading actors Melvin and Kate in which you with the mouse the interactive elements clicks. The more near Kate and Melvin in history come themselves, the more sympathy Punke receive you. The sympathy bar at the foot of the Website shows you like many points you already collected. The profit play: If you collected sufficient points, you can participate in the profit play. A 3-taegige journey wins to Amsterdam for 2 persons to the "Living Tomorrow house". Among all participants additionally 33 x EUR become 100, - when starting capital for for instance a savings agreement for building purposes draws by lots. This vision of the future you presented of Raiffeisen live building saving.

I guess it is a dating sim. But you can win a trip to Amsterdam? Sweet.
posted by mrgrimm at 1:27 PM on May 18, 2005

Um. I think I won.

...Does making out with the robotic maid count as winning?
posted by danb at 1:38 PM on May 18, 2005

Es war sehr gut, und vorbei.
posted by fandango_matt at 1:40 PM on May 18, 2005

I hope the future doesn't actually have that music playing all the time.
posted by fungible at 1:41 PM on May 18, 2005

Thanx *burp*. That was excellent. I want utopia now.

err...yes, sans the muzak.
posted by peacay at 1:56 PM on May 18, 2005

That was .... loading .... great!
posted by sveskemus at 2:35 PM on May 18, 2005

I'm going to a screening of "Serenity" on Thursday.

Oh, different kind of Serenity. Never mind!
posted by 1016 at 2:40 PM on May 18, 2005

Hören Sie. Sie hören auf mich. Sie sehen diese Stadt dort? DAS ist, wo ich sein soll! Nicht unten hier mit den Hunden und dem Abfall, und die bumsenen letzten Zeitungen des Monats, die rückseitig und weiter! Ich durchbrennen, habe ihn mit ihnen, ich habe gehabt ihn mit Ihnen gehabt, habe ich ihn mit ALLEM DIESES gehabt -- das ich ZIMMERSERVICE wünsche!! Ich wünsche das Vereinsandwich, ich wünsche das kalte mexikanische Bier, ich wünsche einen $10,000 eskorte pro abend! Ich wünsche meine laundered Hemden..., wie sie... Imperialen Hotel... innerhalb Tokyo!
posted by Smart Dalek at 2:54 PM on May 18, 2005

KATE! Zwei punkt nul.

That was totally bizarre.
posted by blacklite at 3:03 PM on May 18, 2005

Vass is dis?
posted by Toecutter at 8:05 PM on May 18, 2005

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