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May 25, 2005 5:36 PM   Subscribe

The Phallic Logo Awards. (NSFW, unless you work at one of these companies, I guess)
posted by XQUZYPHYR (19 comments total)

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posted by Balisong at 5:41 PM on May 25, 2005

Wow. The winner is a MUCH better demonstration of figure-ground confusion than the standard candlestick-faces thing.
posted by gurple at 5:48 PM on May 25, 2005

I haven't laughed this much in a while.

From personal experience, Head products lead to a lot of bad puns. I have a Head bag, and people really love taking it from me and then saying, "heh, you gave me head."

gurple: yeah, but try using that image in a classroom!
posted by invitapriore at 5:57 PM on May 25, 2005

I think the best one is the Atherton Car Center, because that is certainly the largest one in real life. It's up there, next to a highway, and thousands drive by, aroused for a reason they know not.
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 6:37 PM on May 25, 2005

That was good. Thanks. I feel like I could have a cigarette.
posted by fenriq at 6:49 PM on May 25, 2005

Hilarious. I liked the Bellwether best. That shriveled cock *has* to be subversively intentional.
posted by mrgrimm at 6:58 PM on May 25, 2005

Great post, xqus.
Here's your trophy.
posted by yhbc at 7:11 PM on May 25, 2005

Money shot:

posted by I EAT TAPES at 7:27 PM on May 25, 2005

Winners should be given a Hugo Award.
posted by Goblindegook at 8:52 PM on May 25, 2005

In a similiar vein: I once did a collage of all the corporate logos that resemble swastikas.
posted by Toecutter at 8:57 PM on May 25, 2005

The winning logo may very well be the funniest thing I've ever seen linked to Metafilter. (Although gurple's got the best comment today....)
posted by Space Kitty at 9:43 PM on May 25, 2005

These logos, they vibrate?

Does the winning logo look to y'all like its going up the hershey highway, or is that supposed to be the head?
posted by Goofyy at 5:02 AM on May 26, 2005

Goblindegook, my father designed and made the bases for the Hugos given out at WorldCon 1998 in Baltimore. He used wood from the U.S.S. Constellation. Here's a picture of one of the trophies.

Just thought y'all should know that.
posted by Faint of Butt at 6:13 AM on May 26, 2005

This, this was what the internets were created for!

My favorite: the Czech sausage co. because apparently only Joel Grey from "Cabaret" look-alikes gobble sausages.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 8:25 AM on May 26, 2005

See also.
posted by Specklet at 9:56 AM on May 26, 2005

They forgot the Austin Motel.
posted by gottabefunky at 11:59 AM on May 26, 2005

Awesome awesome.
posted by blacklite at 12:24 PM on May 26, 2005

That was great.
posted by supertremendus at 12:26 PM on May 26, 2005

Looks like the brazillians changed their mind about the logo, the old mefi link now says "under construction".
posted by delmoi at 2:41 PM on May 26, 2005

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