just like one flesh
June 14, 2005 6:55 PM   Subscribe

Where Christians Meet. (Minimum $25,000 salary required.)
posted by The Jesse Helms (16 comments total)
That woman does not seem to be making a particularly Christian suggestion.

That guy, however, wow, what a belt buckle!
posted by oddman at 7:02 PM on June 14, 2005

I only have 30 pieces of silver. I am eligible?
posted by well_balanced at 7:21 PM on June 14, 2005

I hear He had a great health plan, despite the three-day waiting period, but how much did Jesus make annually?
posted by orthogonality at 7:21 PM on June 14, 2005

Ho. Hum.
posted by kozad at 7:25 PM on June 14, 2005

Yeah, I've seen that site advertised at a Bit Torrent search engine for a while now... thought it was an odd ad to sell given that people use the site to pirate software and media.
posted by wfrgms at 8:16 PM on June 14, 2005

... that that any of this deserves to be a FPP, mind you...
posted by wfrgms at 8:16 PM on June 14, 2005

I keep getting spam from them.

But they don't seem to approve of boy-boy relationships.

Maybe I should pretend to be a girl ;) Now that would be a fun hack.... get thousands of homos to sign up for the site..
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 8:31 PM on June 14, 2005

Isn't it also odd that you have to be 25 or older to join? Most of the Christians I know were married or engaged before then.
posted by Alison at 8:38 PM on June 14, 2005

I only have 30 pieces of silver. I am eligible?

Best snark ever!
posted by tweak at 10:00 PM on June 14, 2005

Damn, that site just reeks of hot sweaty sex.

(Quick and dutiful in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation only, of course)
posted by Reverend Mykeru at 10:04 PM on June 14, 2005

It's a wonderful example of subtle fundy Xtian marketing.

"For this reason, a man will leave his father and mother, and be united to his wife and they will become one flesh. Genesis 2:24"

Translation: You're not getting any? You've never had any? Sign up with us, and we'll make sure you get some of that good old God-approved 'one flesh' carnality with a right thinking Christian woman who knows her place.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 2:51 AM on June 15, 2005

SWM, 33, enjoys fish, loaves; sermons on the mount; dislikes moneylenders and pharases; no lepers or fatties.
posted by klangklangston at 5:58 AM on June 15, 2005

"It is easier for a camel to go through the 'Eye of the Needle' than for a rich man to get into heaven."

Apparently, none of the women here (particularly the one on the home page) are named Heaven.
posted by Pollomacho at 6:37 AM on June 15, 2005

no lepers or fatties.

You owe me one (1) diet coke and one (1) keyboard.
posted by thanotopsis at 9:53 AM on June 15, 2005

Who would Jesus do?
posted by GrammarMoses at 3:05 PM on June 19, 2005

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