Unnecessary Censorship

June 17, 2005 8:51 AM

Censorship is bad, but this is F*****ing hysterical. And by "F*****ing", I of course mean "Friday posting" (Quicktime movie. Extremely sfw yet, oddly, not)
posted by haricotvert (27 comments total)

Is the rest of Kimmel's show this good? If it is, I may have to start watching it.
posted by oddman at 9:00 AM on June 17, 2005

Not really, it usually blows. But even "The Man Show" had its brilliant moments, they're just not reliably brilliant.
posted by fungible at 9:03 AM on June 17, 2005

God damn, that was good. Simple humor, sure, but great never the less.

Blacks are gagging on the *, but are not yet ready to swallow the *? What on earth was he saying in the first place?
posted by cheerleaders_to_your_funeral at 9:06 AM on June 17, 2005

reminds me of the cartoon network commercials where they do this to old superfriends episodes.

Batman: Yes, Robin, they really f****d us this time.
Robin: Those evil b*****s.

etc...

very funny stuff, thanks.
posted by shmegegge at 9:13 AM on June 17, 2005

This was, dare I say, better than ManPons.
posted by GernBlandston at 9:21 AM on June 17, 2005

great!
posted by yeahyeahyeahwhoo at 9:22 AM on June 17, 2005

Hilarious. Grover and the Asian boy....

Thanks.
posted by Floach at 9:28 AM on June 17, 2005

My favorite, not on this "best of" reel, is from the Honey Bunches of Oats commercial: "It's like a mouth full of j*"
posted by MrMoonPie at 9:28 AM on June 17, 2005

Very amusing indeed.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 10:50 AM on June 17, 2005

"Blacks are gagging on the donkey but not yet ready to swallow the elephant."
posted by Pretty_Generic at 10:55 AM on June 17, 2005

it's a great bit, definitely the best thing i've ever seen on kimmel.

wish i'da thought of it.

for my show.

that doesn't exist.
posted by Hat Maui at 10:59 AM on June 17, 2005

That is freaking hilarious! Thanks so much for posting that - it made my Friday :)
posted by shoppingforsanity at 11:02 AM on June 17, 2005

"Blacks are gagging on the donkey but not yet ready to swallow the elephant."

Isn't that almost worse
if by shear increase in numbers
posted by Rubbstone at 11:04 AM on June 17, 2005

This was juvenile, offensive, and degrading to everyone involved.



Freakin' hilarious!
posted by leftcoastbob at 11:07 AM on June 17, 2005

I couldn't stop laughing, thanks!
The Richard Simmons bit was my favorite - think they were going for "shiny balls" on that one?
posted by blendor at 12:13 PM on June 17, 2005

Brilliant.
posted by ColdChef at 1:51 PM on June 17, 2005

Agreed.

Is Joel Hodgson (of MST3K) still a writer on Kimmel?
posted by unsupervised at 2:37 PM on June 17, 2005

i've got to go along with everyone else ... very funny
posted by pyramid termite at 3:19 PM on June 17, 2005

What was the food that tastes like chicken?
posted by rafter at 4:30 PM on June 17, 2005

What was the food that tastes like chicken?
posted by rafter at 4:30 PM PST on June 17 [!]

pancakes
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies at 6:50 PM on June 17, 2005

pakoras
posted by Extopalopaketle at 7:36 PM on June 17, 2005

The question was meant as: did they Photoshop the answer, or can someone think of a food that has 5 or 6 letters, starts with P, and ends with Y?
posted by rafter at 7:44 PM on June 17, 2005

Puppys
posted by Balisong at 7:45 PM on June 17, 2005

parsley (ugh. i hate parsely)
posted by Extopalopaketle at 7:53 PM on June 17, 2005

Very funny indeed. I totally *** my *** and *** up my ***.
posted by effwerd at 7:55 PM on June 17, 2005

Poultry? (Would explain the laughter, and also the high score?)
posted by Turd Ferguson at 8:33 PM on June 17, 2005

For a late-night show Jimmy Kimmel is pretty good (also, I don't get cable). He gets B-list guests, but he has a lot of fun, either with them or at their expense. Anybody see the episode with the professional voguer? Amazing.
posted by slimslowslider at 10:22 PM on June 17, 2005