This sucks gas
August 5, 2005 2:18 PM   Subscribe

Oh, there's already a website devoted to making fun of stupid gas station websites. Huh.
posted by Smedleyman (13 comments total)
 
I had no idea gas stations had websites, and now I see that there's somebody making fun of them! Joy!
posted by Citizen Premier at 2:30 PM on August 5, 2005


Hilarliously? I can't even pronounce that.
posted by Saellys at 2:31 PM on August 5, 2005


There are also websites for people that get erotic pleasure from pretending to be unicorns as well as their partners who derive erotic pleasure from riding these pretend erotic unicorns.

There are websites for people that derive sexual pleasure from writing stories about people who fart on pastries.

Somehow you are surprised that the internets may contain people that think gas station websites are hilarious? Huh?
posted by Pollomacho at 2:31 PM on August 5, 2005


They're not deriving sexual pleasure from the awfulness of the gas station websites.
....that I can independently verify anyway.
posted by Smedleyman at 2:34 PM on August 5, 2005


Are you kidding? That Flying A is teh HoTT.
posted by cairnish at 2:40 PM on August 5, 2005


Where we learn that Jack's liquor & mini-mart portal (A Chevron Hallmark Facility
"At The End Of The Alaska Highway") is Netscape® 2.01 enhanced.
posted by NewBornHippy at 2:45 PM on August 5, 2005


There are websites for people that derive sexual pleasure from writing stories about people who fart on pastries.

This clearly required a link... for, uh, research purposes...
posted by Elpoca at 2:51 PM on August 5, 2005


Cream filled long johns, raised sugar doughnuts, bearclaws, hell, even did a deep fried Twinkie once if that counts. Gotta watch out for those poppyseed mufins, lemee tell ya.

You gonna finish that croissant? Thanks. May want to turn your head for a minute.
posted by hal9k at 4:15 PM on August 5, 2005


Keep your filthy hands off my biscuits, you rancid tart.
posted by loquacious at 5:54 PM on August 5, 2005


hell, even did a deep fried Twinkie once if that counts....
It counted, hot britches. You rascal you.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies at 6:13 PM on August 5, 2005


Truly, the best of the web!

I had some more links, but I'm too chicken to put them here. I just couldn't do it. I'm sure you could do a little searching of your own. Even this link may not be safe for work at a Mormon bookstore or elementary school.
posted by Pollomacho at 6:35 PM on August 5, 2005


I honestly couldn't get past the "their"

In the masthead! COME ON PEOPLE YOU CAN PROOFREAD SOMETIMES!
posted by flaterik at 7:49 PM on August 5, 2005


flaterik, it was on purpose. I think. (notice the apostrophes, etc.) That being said, it would be the highest irony to create a site mocking grammar and blink tags then botch the masthead like that.
posted by Happydaz at 9:08 PM on August 5, 2005


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