November 28, 2000
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I'm sure this must have been MeFi'd before (and my apologies if it has) but Jesus, look what the Son Of God is up to now! To each their own I suppose, but I wouldn't get in a bathtub with him.
Yes. But I won't fuss like others do. Not everyone can know everything that has been previously posted.
posted by Wizzle at 1:34 PM on November 28, 2000
posted by Wizzle at 1:34 PM on November 28, 2000
christ almightly, jesus is a capricorn ox? i always wondered why we did quite get along
he never did answer my calls
blondes...
posted by ethylene at 1:38 PM on November 28, 2000
he never did answer my calls
blondes...
posted by ethylene at 1:38 PM on November 28, 2000
Don't raise a ruckus! Just use the Search function! Now everyone can know what has been posted when, even when there sure it's been done!
posted by rschram at 1:39 PM on November 28, 2000
posted by rschram at 1:39 PM on November 28, 2000
This isn't awfully new. Dack linked it a couple of days ago.
posted by Hjorth at 1:48 PM on November 28, 2000
posted by Hjorth at 1:48 PM on November 28, 2000
Shouldn't there be an expiration date on posted links so that they can be posted again? After a year I could stand to see the candidates rappin' flash thing again. It's only old if you saw it before, and I never saw Jesus dot com, and I, as sure as there is no hell, was not gonna be searching Metafilter for something like that.
That said, I have been searching through the archive randomly, and found that this used to be a much quieter place. One link I found had Matt commenting that it was the first Metafilter thread that had gone over 10 posts. Imagine that.
posted by thirteen at 1:51 PM on November 28, 2000
That said, I have been searching through the archive randomly, and found that this used to be a much quieter place. One link I found had Matt commenting that it was the first Metafilter thread that had gone over 10 posts. Imagine that.
posted by thirteen at 1:51 PM on November 28, 2000
Sorry to disappoint you Hjorth. Dack is obviously much, much cooler than lil ol' Niccola.
p.s. i agree with thirteen, June was quite a while ago, and jesus could've bathed with a lot more chicks in the meantime.
posted by Niccola Six at 1:54 PM on November 28, 2000
p.s. i agree with thirteen, June was quite a while ago, and jesus could've bathed with a lot more chicks in the meantime.
posted by Niccola Six at 1:54 PM on November 28, 2000
The DoublePostGuy,
He taketh and He giveth.
Embarassed, Nic Six?
http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/1932
posted by DoublePostGuy at 2:33 PM on November 28, 2000
He taketh and He giveth.
Embarassed, Nic Six?
http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/1932
posted by DoublePostGuy at 2:33 PM on November 28, 2000
By the way, the search also works with URLs, since they're part of the message body. Try it some time. :-)
posted by pnevares at 2:34 PM on November 28, 2000
posted by pnevares at 2:34 PM on November 28, 2000
Not having seen the earlier post --
The trouble is, this guy looks nothing like Jesus did. Probably. Odds are, he looked more like Mandy Patinkin. Or Omar Sharif. Or something Arab/Israeli/Semitic looking with a touch of charisma.
But not a nordic blonde. Sheesh... centuries of bad art catching up to us...
(Let alone, does this guy look like he could frame a house? Joke from a carpenter: Do you think Jesus was a framer, or more of a finish guy?)
posted by aurelian at 2:38 PM on November 28, 2000
The trouble is, this guy looks nothing like Jesus did. Probably. Odds are, he looked more like Mandy Patinkin. Or Omar Sharif. Or something Arab/Israeli/Semitic looking with a touch of charisma.
But not a nordic blonde. Sheesh... centuries of bad art catching up to us...
(Let alone, does this guy look like he could frame a house? Joke from a carpenter: Do you think Jesus was a framer, or more of a finish guy?)
posted by aurelian at 2:38 PM on November 28, 2000
Jesus is Puerto Rican and he lives in New York. He goes to my laundromat and has three kids. He has a gold tooth and whoops ass at dominos.
posted by Mo Nickels at 2:48 PM on November 28, 2000
posted by Mo Nickels at 2:48 PM on November 28, 2000
Jesus is Puerto Rican and he lives in New York. He goes to my laundromat and has three kids. He has a gold tooth and whoops ass at Dominos.
Why is it the candence of this reminds me of, "I am Elmer Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht." :)
posted by aurelian at 2:55 PM on November 28, 2000
Why is it the candence of this reminds me of, "I am Elmer Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht." :)
posted by aurelian at 2:55 PM on November 28, 2000
Everybody knows Jesus was a homosexual alien black man!
posted by Jeremy at 3:01 PM on November 28, 2000
posted by Jeremy at 3:01 PM on November 28, 2000
Honestly, Dack did post a link a week ago. Look at November 22nd.
posted by Hjorth at 7:07 AM on November 29, 2000
posted by Hjorth at 7:07 AM on November 29, 2000
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posted by Hackworth at 1:34 PM on November 28, 2000