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October 5, 2005 3:57 PM

Tom Cruise and Kate Holmes to produce small scientologist.
posted by delmoi (39 comments total)

Via artrios of all places.
posted by delmoi at 3:58 PM on October 5, 2005

This is merely the latest project of the Celebrity/Beautiful People Breeding project operating out of a facility in the Sierras. This madness must be stopped.
posted by jonmc at 3:59 PM on October 5, 2005

Tom Cruise already is a small scientologist.
posted by maxsparber at 3:59 PM on October 5, 2005

Better artrios than MetaFilter.
posted by 327.ca at 4:00 PM on October 5, 2005

This is a great post. It means I can use the graphic I meant to use earlier today.


posted by keswick at 4:00 PM on October 5, 2005

I really don't care and if I did, I'd probably visit People on my own.
posted by Evstar at 4:00 PM on October 5, 2005

"...at that moment I knew beyond any doubt. He'd had her. The Creature had had my darling girl..."
posted by damnthesehumanhands at 4:01 PM on October 5, 2005 [1 favorite]

This really is the worst post ever, and from a respected member of the community no less. For shaaaame.
posted by phrontist at 4:01 PM on October 5, 2005

In other news, Kate Winslet turned 30 today. She's seven years younger than me -- why does shecome off as about four years older than me?
posted by maxsparber at 4:04 PM on October 5, 2005

This really is the worst post ever, and from a respected member of the community no less. For shaaaame.

I'm not really a big follower of celebrity gossip, but their whole relationship was so bizarre, and was discussed here. I figured if matt wanted to delete it, he would.
posted by delmoi at 4:05 PM on October 5, 2005

*gurgle* Kate Winslet. *drool*
posted by keswick at 4:05 PM on October 5, 2005

In other news, Kate Winslet turned 30 today. She's seven years younger than me -- why does shecome off as about four years older than me?

41? She never seemed that old to me. 30 seems about right.
posted by delmoi at 4:06 PM on October 5, 2005

In other stupid news, Nick and Jessica are splitsville.

Oh, you didn't intend on this becoming a dumping ground for stupid celebrity news? Bummer about that.
posted by fenriq at 4:07 PM on October 5, 2005

And I heard Nicolas Cage named his kid Kal-El. No really!
posted by 327.ca at 4:10 PM on October 5, 2005

Paparazzi not a factor in Lindsey Lohan's latest crash!
posted by keswick at 4:12 PM on October 5, 2005

And I heard Nicolas Cage named his kid Kal-El. No really!

Now, see, that's FPP worthy.
posted by Specklet at 4:12 PM on October 5, 2005

Does this make Nick Cage the next Marlon Brando then? Or is he the next Elvis? I'm having a really hard time keeping up with his antics.
posted by fenriq at 4:16 PM on October 5, 2005

If Nick Cage was the next elvis his previous marriage would be really creepy. Actually since it was already creepy I'd add some more really's there.
posted by I Foody at 4:21 PM on October 5, 2005

It's amazing what a turkey baster and an issue of Advocate:Men can produce isn't it?
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 4:24 PM on October 5, 2005

So do you think Katie will have postpartum depression?


I feel sorry for the baby...
posted by konolia at 4:31 PM on October 5, 2005

I hear that country star Chris Cagle is having a baby too. Oh, wait.
posted by tapeguy at 4:33 PM on October 5, 2005

At least you can't accuse him of being inconsistent:

I like newsfiltery stuff. So there.
delmoi, earlier today.
posted by nkyad at 4:33 PM on October 5, 2005

PinkStainlessTail writes " It's amazing what a turkey baster and an issue of Advocate:Men can produce isn't it?"

Are you kidding? As an OTIII, Tom Cruise can impregnate women WITH HIS MIND!!!
posted by mr_roboto at 4:35 PM on October 5, 2005

I always thought Tom shot blanks.

Then again, when you shoot them in men's butts, they're always sorta blank anyway, huh?
posted by OhPuhLeez at 4:43 PM on October 5, 2005

I *do* know how to spell "pregnancy," by the way.
posted by ikkyu2 at 4:44 PM on October 5, 2005

ikkyu2=leeanne devette????
posted by OhPuhLeez at 4:44 PM on October 5, 2005

How come so many celebrities are Scientologists? from Operation Clambake: Undressing the Church of Scientology since 1996.
posted by slow, man at 4:44 PM on October 5, 2005

Ikkyu2, that was *awesome*, thank you for sharing. (Sincerely, I'm gonna go share that comment with everybody I already mailed today about this...)
posted by headspace at 4:46 PM on October 5, 2005 [1 favorite]

Who the hell is Kate Holmes?
posted by R. Mutt at 4:47 PM on October 5, 2005 [1 favorite]

That's just tragic.
posted by 517 at 4:48 PM on October 5, 2005

Conor (not Connor) and Isabella are adopted, by the way. Further bolstering my thesis are Cruise's short stature and history of dyslexia, which I'd forgotten about until I read his IMDB bio.
posted by ikkyu2 at 4:48 PM on October 5, 2005

Maybe Tom thinks that he's gotten rid of his holoprosencephaly trait with vitamins and exercise.
posted by Liosliath at 4:50 PM on October 5, 2005

Katie & Tom

Kate, I Tom.
Tom, I Kate.
I make tot.
OK—Meta it.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 4:52 PM on October 5, 2005

ikkyu2, you rock so hard.


posted by gleuschk at 4:54 PM on October 5, 2005

maxsparber - hee <snicker>

ikkyu - wow, great post!

OhPuhLeez - I always thought Tom shot blanks.

Doesn't matter if he shoots blanks, Scientologist babies appear ex nihilio.
posted by PurplePorpoise at 5:08 PM on October 5, 2005

Metafilter: I figured if matt wanted to delete it, he would.
posted by 3.2.3 at 5:09 PM on October 5, 2005

Well, at least ikkyu gave this post a reason to stay.
posted by jimmy at 5:10 PM on October 5, 2005

Tom got it up for a woman? Poor Nicole. Poor Mimi.
posted by WolfDaddy at 5:10 PM on October 5, 2005

This post is gay.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:14 PM on October 5, 2005