Aaaaaaaaaaarrghhhhh
October 31, 2005 6:48 PM Subscribe
Zombie attacks previously reported on metafilter here and here
posted by afu at 6:50 PM on October 31, 2005 [1 favorite]
posted by afu at 6:50 PM on October 31, 2005 [1 favorite]
No, its " I vant to drrrink your blood!" (wampires). Zombies are all about body (sorry) language.
posted by longsleeves at 7:01 PM on October 31, 2005
posted by longsleeves at 7:01 PM on October 31, 2005
Whilom, as olde stories tellen us,
Ther was a duc that highte Theseus;
Of Atthenes he was lord and governour,
Quoth "Alle thine basse are belongge to us"
posted by Pretty_Generic at 7:21 PM on October 31, 2005
Ther was a duc that highte Theseus;
Of Atthenes he was lord and governour,
Quoth "Alle thine basse are belongge to us"
posted by Pretty_Generic at 7:21 PM on October 31, 2005
um, zombies rule.
but i have a speech, a lab report, and an essay due tomorrow, so somebody get the best pics and post them here. or i could just go do my homework.
posted by ackeber at 7:25 PM on October 31, 2005
but i have a speech, a lab report, and an essay due tomorrow, so somebody get the best pics and post them here. or i could just go do my homework.
posted by ackeber at 7:25 PM on October 31, 2005
We even had a zombie walk here in Calgary (although it looks like a few Toronto pix got in there. Eastern bums begone!).
posted by hamfisted at 7:32 PM on October 31, 2005
posted by hamfisted at 7:32 PM on October 31, 2005
What the fuck PG?
That was the most random and hilarious thing I've read all day. All week even!
posted by papakwanz at 7:32 PM on October 31, 2005
That was the most random and hilarious thing I've read all day. All week even!
posted by papakwanz at 7:32 PM on October 31, 2005
I could sure go for some cool refreshing Pepsi Blue brains.
posted by Remy at 7:42 PM on October 31, 2005
posted by Remy at 7:42 PM on October 31, 2005
A recent study showed that Pittsburgh is unprepared for a full-scale zombie attack.
posted by Fat Guy at 8:17 PM on October 31, 2005
posted by Fat Guy at 8:17 PM on October 31, 2005
I've been giving the zombie love for five years now. Check out our Netherspawn!
posted by scyllacat at 8:52 PM on October 31, 2005
posted by scyllacat at 8:52 PM on October 31, 2005
In a high wind the leaves fall from the trees. The zombies are standing about talking. "Beautiful day!" "Certainly is!" The zombies have come to buy wives from the people of this village, the only village around that will sell wives to zombies. "Beautiful day!" "Certainly is!" The zombies have brought many cattle. The bride price to a zombie is exactly twice that asked of an ordinary man. The cattle are also zombies and the zombies are in terror lest the people of the village understand this.
These are good zombies. Gris Grue said so. They are painted white all over. Bad zombies are unpainted and weep with their noses, their nostrils spewing tears. The village chief calls the attention of the zombies to the fine brick buildings of the village, some of them one thousand bricks high -- daughters peering from the windows, green plants in some windows and, in others, daughters. "You must promise not to tell the Bishop," say the zombies, "promise not to tell the Bishop, beautiful day, certainly is...."
posted by jessamyn at 8:54 PM on October 31, 2005
These are good zombies. Gris Grue said so. They are painted white all over. Bad zombies are unpainted and weep with their noses, their nostrils spewing tears. The village chief calls the attention of the zombies to the fine brick buildings of the village, some of them one thousand bricks high -- daughters peering from the windows, green plants in some windows and, in others, daughters. "You must promise not to tell the Bishop," say the zombies, "promise not to tell the Bishop, beautiful day, certainly is...."
posted by jessamyn at 8:54 PM on October 31, 2005
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