pussyface

December 1, 2005 2:33 PM

How to use your prosthesis (quicktime). Ed Van Den Brouck hosts the first in our "how to use your prosthesis" series. apologies to Julian? Also cool architecture.
posted by alball (15 comments total)

Ummm.... NSFW?
posted by Jeff_Larson at 2:45 PM on December 1, 2005

Ummm.... WTF?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 2:52 PM on December 1, 2005

That was awesome.
posted by event at 3:02 PM on December 1, 2005

So, turning into his street, he stopped at the drug store and bought an eye patch that soon covered the reluctant eye

Climbing the stairs he pondered what to do next, he would call a doctor and have tests made, eat nourishing food and if necessary consent to surgery, the last resort of the gambling man

And at 1am he awoke from a dream and after fumbling his way in the opalescent light of his room he peered into the rusty veins of his mirror and lifted away the patch
What he saw astonished him. Where once was tremulous tissue and membrane was now a follicle and perfectly formed vagina with vulva, overgrown and mysterious, unrevealing and still to the untrained eye

But in the deep dark recesses of that sticky occlusion lay the unclosing watchful eye of disgust in its closing moments, lunging forward and hungry for the cold light of days

from The Jeweller by John Cale
posted by thatwhichfalls at 3:11 PM on December 1, 2005

There should also be a GFIW, or Girl from Ipanema Warning, on that sucker. Doodododoodoododo...ARGH!
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 3:19 PM on December 1, 2005

Please tell me they won't be sitting in the hatch watching this film on next week's LOST.
posted by gimonca at 3:56 PM on December 1, 2005

Exactly what I was thinking, gimonca.

Also... WTF?
posted by Tubes at 4:08 PM on December 1, 2005

so THATS what i was doing wrong!
posted by lemonfridge at 4:24 PM on December 1, 2005

I just watched the whole thing thinking there might be a payoff. What utter horse shit!

You're not even a noob, shame on you.
posted by snsranch at 4:41 PM on December 1, 2005

direct link to video.
posted by Nelson at 5:18 PM on December 1, 2005

Nelson, the first one worked just fine. Are you suggesting that we WATCH THAT PIECE OF SHIT AGAIN?

(This post was just the excuse I needed to get drunk again tonight!) Blah.
posted by snsranch at 5:46 PM on December 1, 2005

::points at tags::

Maybe I missed it, but what does this have to do with prefab architecture?
posted by Richard Daly at 7:09 PM on December 1, 2005

That quikHouse looks...kind of cool.

The pussyface? Uh....not so much.
posted by graventy at 8:02 PM on December 1, 2005

they should use this on the beast commercials instead of the can dropping out of the sky.
posted by carsonb at 8:50 PM on December 1, 2005

Booooooo!
posted by Scoo at 8:05 AM on December 2, 2005