LOVE EACH OTHER AND BE IN LOVE TO EVERYONE

December 7, 2005 2:24 PM

LOVE EACH OTHER AND BE IN LOVE TO EVERYONE We love you and help you out. Warning: They want to replace your spiritual heart by calculator. (Make sure you sign the petition against microchip totality.)
posted by docgonzo (28 comments total)

There's a metric buttload of crazy in there; this makes me want to learn Czech.
posted by docgonzo at 2:26 PM on December 7, 2005

frito-lay must be stopped.
posted by quonsar at 2:34 PM on December 7, 2005

so that's the answer
posted by mr.marx at 2:39 PM on December 7, 2005

The dissonance of two midi pieces playing at the same time pretty much sums up this site.
posted by CynicalKnight at 2:51 PM on December 7, 2005

"Other sources are newspapers, where most information is negative, they are also a coarse vibration radiator"

how true, how true.
posted by patricio at 3:10 PM on December 7, 2005

posted by mr.marx at 3:12 PM on December 7, 2005

I hate system failure. And whenever the crossed-out-heart thing turns up at shin level like that, you just know that was a day you should have called in sick.
posted by planetthoughtful at 3:13 PM on December 7, 2005

WTF? Seriously. Damn.
posted by geekhorde at 3:14 PM on December 7, 2005

wow.
posted by trinarian at 3:19 PM on December 7, 2005

Laugh now, you won't be laughing when your heart is trapped in the begining of the spiritual path due to microchips.
posted by Citizen Premier at 3:25 PM on December 7, 2005

[this is fucking awesome]
posted by eyeballkid at 3:44 PM on December 7, 2005

i'm thinking this is a good thing--they have a big "do good" policy so let them attribute it to whatever they want.
posted by amberglow at 3:51 PM on December 7, 2005

No, we said "wait for the comment Hail Bob"
posted by nervousfritz at 4:29 PM on December 7, 2005

Can tin foil protect us from these microships?
posted by muppetboy at 4:48 PM on December 7, 2005

"....through his instrument Gabriele - Würzburg"

I believe the better translation is tool.
posted by lalochezia at 5:12 PM on December 7, 2005

people, whom are you going to welcome?!
posted by carsonb at 5:15 PM on December 7, 2005

almost 2000 images > black & white pictures 001a - 020a > obr010a.jpg + google = Inside The Spaceships (& some dem fine reading)
goldmine.
posted by carsonb at 5:24 PM on December 7, 2005

UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED!
posted by MrBaliHai at 6:08 PM on December 7, 2005

nice tag.
posted by arakasi at 6:16 PM on December 7, 2005

mmmh.. Jesus is a blue eyed white guy with blonde tints.. who knew?


posted by keno at 6:51 PM on December 7, 2005

batshitinsane tag is good, but there should really be a term for the growing phenomenom of schitzophrenic people creating detailed websites. something like webcest.
any ideas? languagehat?
posted by es_de_bah at 7:13 PM on December 7, 2005

um, phenomenon...yeah
posted by es_de_bah at 7:14 PM on December 7, 2005

freaky.
posted by phoenixc at 7:40 PM on December 7, 2005

the giant metal space twinky will save us!
posted by TwelveTwo at 8:44 PM on December 7, 2005

Is he insane? Or have lots and lots of people discovered the truth and haven't we found out because it's on the secret parallel non-anglo-saxon internet?
posted by jouke at 10:15 PM on December 7, 2005

I think it's good that outdated religious tales about fishermen and camel herders are supplanted by new ones about spacemen and programmers.
And the internet is the scripture.
posted by jouke at 10:27 PM on December 7, 2005

There she lay a broken collection of human flotsam; the once exuberant face of Sharon lie gazing at the ceiling where I left her. I look to her and sigh with regret. For I had to make my own pot roast now.
posted by thirteenkiller at 12:03 AM on December 8, 2005

This site is run by the Branch Davidians. Prove me wrong. I dare you. You can't? Ha ha!

Inconsistent premises = valid argument = unproveable conclusion = undisproveable conclusion = I'm right.

Good old inductive reasoning.

Zing!
posted by malusmoriendumest at 12:20 AM on December 8, 2005