This is STUPID, FUTILE, BS, CONFUSING, PATHETIC and LUDICROUS

December 13, 2005 8:52 PM

Alternative cover sheets for classafied information. [PDF]
posted by panoptican (20 comments total)

Via ArmsControlWonk.
posted by panoptican at 8:52 PM on December 13, 2005

Ludicrous, indeed.
posted by sdrawkcab at 8:55 PM on December 13, 2005

It's "classified." And "Panopticon," for that matter.
posted by TonyRobots at 9:17 PM on December 13, 2005

No, Panopticon is a place. Panoptican is a person who sees all. His eye doctor is a Panoptician.
posted by Eideteker at 9:27 PM on December 13, 2005

Is the doctor not a panopthamologist?
posted by jmgorman at 9:31 PM on December 13, 2005

The panoptician is where he goes to get his colours done.
posted by jmgorman at 9:31 PM on December 13, 2005

Those were great. My faves were "this is not a cover sheet" and "this page intentionally not left blank."
posted by Smedleyman at 9:33 PM on December 13, 2005

i must see my panycologist.

*scratches crotch*
posted by quonsar at 9:36 PM on December 13, 2005

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU DON'T NEED GLASSES."

Wow, how'd they know? Is this the same technology that allows them to resize movies to fit my specific television exactly?
posted by Eideteker at 9:36 PM on December 13, 2005

I'm a panoptican. I'm looking at bread as I type this.
posted by Citizen Premier at 9:36 PM on December 13, 2005

Are you a panoptican, or a panoptican't?
posted by luftmensch at 10:02 PM on December 13, 2005

Precisely leftmensch.
posted by panoptican at 10:23 PM on December 13, 2005

Oh my god, they've gone plaid!
posted by The Cardinal at 10:30 PM on December 13, 2005

Panoptipro?
posted by nobody at 11:31 PM on December 13, 2005

Panopticongress
posted by nobody at 11:32 PM on December 13, 2005

panopticon, do do de doodoo
panopticon, do do de do
panopticon, do do de doodoo
de doodoo de doodoo de doodoo doodoo
do do doodoo do.
posted by eriko at 4:21 AM on December 14, 2005

Please! Making fun of someone's name isn't classay.
posted by majick at 6:10 AM on December 14, 2005

Reminds me of the golden days of faxed humor, pushpinned to bulletin boards in maintenance offices the world over.

Remember this one?
posted by StickyCarpet at 8:46 AM on December 14, 2005

Why isn't this post pink?
posted by IronLizard at 9:36 AM on December 14, 2005

Oh, dear.
posted by Dormant Gorilla at 11:44 AM on December 14, 2005