Burning Bush Yule Log
December 24, 2005 12:29 PM   Subscribe

A last minute gift to really get the Yule fires burning. Trouble starting fires? Need help with that oh so seasonal roaring log on which to roast your chestnuts? Why not use the President? (warning: immediate sound, jerky movement, nsf republicans)
posted by mygothlaundry (10 comments total)
 
A cheesy gag gift on the same level as plastic dog poop that can, nontheless, earn you a visit from the Secret Service. Impressive.
posted by Clay201 at 12:33 PM on December 24, 2005


I'm not sure having one of these would be such a good idea. Recall commandment number two:
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And showing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments
I'm guessing that it is a graven image.

Consider that he is listening in on every phone call and has an army of the faithful at his beck and call that will smite thee with self righteous anger... or he can just make you disappear.

Just looking out for your safety.

Merry Georgemas!
posted by C.Batt at 12:49 PM on December 24, 2005


If you really, really need a last-minute Xmas gift, go for the semen detection kit.

Don't believe me? Check the reviews.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 1:17 PM on December 24, 2005


I thought it was a gravy stain, but nope! It's semen.
posted by puke & cry at 1:48 PM on December 24, 2005 [1 favorite]


you know, I'm a registered democrat, but I keep getting this godhatesfags.com feeling from this. that's not a good thing.
posted by shmegegge at 2:00 PM on December 24, 2005


Perhaps those flames portend his future in eternity.
posted by caddis at 2:06 PM on December 24, 2005


They should use that testing kit on their site, sheesh if it was any more oooh CSI-ish the whole review board would spontaneously die of excessive orgasm
posted by edgeways at 3:08 PM on December 24, 2005


no digg.
posted by crunchland at 3:13 PM on December 24, 2005


Great. It can tell if it's semen, but can it tell me whose???
posted by leftcoastbob at 4:59 PM on December 24, 2005


I think the irony of this unnecessary item to bag on Bush, is that they're likely doing their procurement through UPS, which is a company with solid republican ties. Victory for the left.
posted by MJ6 at 5:48 PM on December 24, 2005


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