Barley for Harley
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Mr. Gonopolis and his 12 Holsteins. It’s December 24th and Santa gets the measles. Mr. Gonopolis, a bumbling dairy farmer from Minnesota and member of the Emergency Substitute Santa Claus Corps, gets the call and hitches up his 12 Holstein cows. Following a custom of naming cows after people he admires, for the 20th anniversary edition of his children’s book Uncle Hyggly renamed one of the cows “Oprah” and got into some hot water. Even so, this book is a welcome alternative to other cow temptation (NSF Farmers).
Best grazed in Netscape 3.0?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:49 PM on December 28, 2005
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:49 PM on December 28, 2005
and got into some hot water.
Nothing to see here, mooooove along.
posted by NationalKato at 12:53 PM on December 28, 2005
Nothing to see here, mooooove along.
posted by NationalKato at 12:53 PM on December 28, 2005
"Get the Christmas gift everyone is MOOing about!".
Pepsi Moo?
posted by ericb at 1:05 PM on December 28, 2005
Pepsi Moo?
posted by ericb at 1:05 PM on December 28, 2005
ericb-If you can't do better than that we're going to have to put you out to pasture and bring in someone from the bullpen.
posted by OmieWise at 1:07 PM on December 28, 2005
posted by OmieWise at 1:07 PM on December 28, 2005
Holy cow that last link raypzorzz'd my puter with pop-up ads. NSFPAWWHTUIE. not safe for people at work who have to use internet explorer.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 1:09 PM on December 28, 2005
posted by Baby_Balrog at 1:09 PM on December 28, 2005
Ok, that latest link was udderly reprehensible. It crashed my Firefox. You seem to have a steak in this thread, so maybe if you spend some time ruminating you can come up with something to wow us.
posted by OmieWise at 1:32 PM on December 28, 2005
posted by OmieWise at 1:32 PM on December 28, 2005
Mr. Gonopolis...
This is a pet peeve of mine-- every time people want to make a name "foreign sounding," they use a form that they've heard but have no ideal how it's spelled. E.g., Nick "Andopolis" from Freaks and Geeks and George "Papadapolis" from Webster. The suffix of the word (it's a patronym) is spelled -poulos. It should be Gonopoulos. Cripes.
posted by deanc at 2:21 PM on December 28, 2005
This is a pet peeve of mine-- every time people want to make a name "foreign sounding," they use a form that they've heard but have no ideal how it's spelled. E.g., Nick "Andopolis" from Freaks and Geeks and George "Papadapolis" from Webster. The suffix of the word (it's a patronym) is spelled -poulos. It should be Gonopoulos. Cripes.
posted by deanc at 2:21 PM on December 28, 2005
deanc: Maybe he's not only a farmer, but also a city? That could explain his calling up his "city friends".
posted by Captain_Tenille at 2:28 PM on December 28, 2005
posted by Captain_Tenille at 2:28 PM on December 28, 2005
Fascinating post, luckypozzo.
posted by interrobang at 3:32 PM on December 28, 2005
posted by interrobang at 3:32 PM on December 28, 2005
clever but cheap marketing gimmick ... no more
posted by Dag Maggot at 3:50 PM on December 28, 2005
posted by Dag Maggot at 3:50 PM on December 28, 2005
Dear Mr. Gonopolis
When the cows come home, stop by. I bet you could use some milking yourself.
Hugs
Goofyy
posted by Goofyy at 12:29 AM on December 29, 2005
When the cows come home, stop by. I bet you could use some milking yourself.
Hugs
Goofyy
posted by Goofyy at 12:29 AM on December 29, 2005
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This sounds like pretty cut and dry piece of ugly advertising. Which is a shame, because the book looks cute.
posted by Simon! at 12:47 PM on December 28, 2005