Jesus-God would you look at the size of that guy's taint!

January 18, 2006 7:17 PM

T'aint the House and t'aint the Senate, it's really kinda in between.
posted by homunculus (46 comments total)

This was funny when I saw it on national television last night.
posted by brundlefly at 7:31 PM on January 18, 2006

Perineum. Thanks MegoSteve.
posted by alteredcarbon at 7:31 PM on January 18, 2006

Those in the MetaFilter audience who are interested in a Jon Stewart video clip and have not yet seen it, please raise your taint.
posted by VulcanMike at 7:32 PM on January 18, 2006

I see your taint and raise it.
posted by brundlefly at 7:33 PM on January 18, 2006

Your taint, not mine!
posted by VulcanMike at 7:34 PM on January 18, 2006

heh, just watched that like 5 minutes ago, and nearly choked on my tire bite.

"Do you know anything about choclate?"
posted by sourbrew at 7:41 PM on January 18, 2006

Actually I missed this when it was broadcast on international television. Thanks for posting it.
posted by cillit bang at 7:47 PM on January 18, 2006

Yes, I spend all my cable money on this danged modem - I don't get Comedy C. I herewith raise my taint.
posted by Sellersburg/Speed at 7:50 PM on January 18, 2006

I enjoyed the clip. Thanks for posting it. Daily Show is on point.
posted by cloeburner at 7:52 PM on January 18, 2006

it's insane, this guy's taint.
posted by wakko at 8:02 PM on January 18, 2006

wakko = david cross apparently.. : )
posted by nile_red at 8:03 PM on January 18, 2006

Possibly one of the funniest TDS clips I've ever seen. Thanks.
posted by anthill at 8:05 PM on January 18, 2006

i prefer the 'grundle'.
posted by wakko at 8:08 PM on January 18, 2006

Walken/Stewart 2008!!!!
posted by WolfDaddy at 8:24 PM on January 18, 2006

did y'all see helms flash the shocker?
posted by radiosig at 8:37 PM on January 18, 2006

I thought that's what that signal was. Hilarious.
posted by aacheson at 8:40 PM on January 18, 2006

could have been worse. Could have flashed the "Spocker."
posted by stenseng at 8:50 PM on January 18, 2006

live long and prosper, baby.
posted by stenseng at 8:51 PM on January 18, 2006

I second, or third: thanks for posting it. All six inches of that goddamn taint.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 8:55 PM on January 18, 2006

did y'all see helms flash the shocker?

Yup, although he was so quick about it I almost thought I had imagined it. Censor worries maybe?

I wasn't finding it that funny...until the "map" of DC came up, then I completely lost it.
posted by kosher_jenny at 9:05 PM on January 18, 2006

so gold.
posted by shoepal at 9:08 PM on January 18, 2006

There is a monster at the end of this book taint.
posted by Guy Smiley at 9:15 PM on January 18, 2006

a lot of you people seem very disgrundled at this FPP, why the hate?
posted by wakko at 9:17 PM on January 18, 2006

wakko - it's because increasingly there is a trend towards piping in with cries of how much posts suck. See the post immediately below this one for another example. People apparently don't understand the whole "flag it & move on" concept.
posted by jonson at 9:18 PM on January 18, 2006

although he was so quick about it I almost thought I had imagined it.

He does it twice, the first time it's for a long-ass time. Very easy to notice.
posted by wakko at 9:24 PM on January 18, 2006

People apparently don't understand the whole "flag it & move on" concept.

I flag posts because I enjoy flipping bits in a database, but I agree with you in principle.
posted by wakko at 9:25 PM on January 18, 2006

I was rolling of the couch laughing when I saw this last night. Thought someone might cut it up and post it.
posted by blueplasticfish at 10:09 PM on January 18, 2006

it a "GOONCH"
posted by joelf at 10:20 PM on January 18, 2006

a lot of you people seem very disgrundled at this FPP, why the hate?

A single-link post to a bit on an insanely popular nationally internationally broadcast television show just doesn't seem like best of the web. That's what I go to Crooks and Liars for! It's funny as hell, don't get me wrong. I laughed my ass off when I watched it air. Obviously there are a lot of people who hadn't seen it, so I suppose it's a good thing they did. Just seems weak to me...
posted by brundlefly at 10:23 PM on January 18, 2006

well i mean the snl vid meets those criteria too.
posted by wakko at 10:38 PM on January 18, 2006

SNL vid? Guess I missed it.

If I didn't, and I wasn't grumpy in that thread too, boy do I feel sheepish.
posted by brundlefly at 10:54 PM on January 18, 2006

This is funny. Stop being so anal. Or a cock. Or, um, anything inbetween.
posted by Freen at 10:55 PM on January 18, 2006

Can I get a t-shirt with the map on it?
posted by mathowie at 10:58 PM on January 18, 2006

Stop being so anal. Or a cock. Or, um, anything inbetween.

I'd have some comeback for that, but it's damn funny, so I'll let it stand.
posted by brundlefly at 11:02 PM on January 18, 2006

Plus I can't come up with anything.
posted by brundlefly at 11:03 PM on January 18, 2006

a lot of you people seem very disgrundled at this FPP, why the hate?

"Cause it was the subject of an 'ask MeFi' question just two days ago? Just sayin'.
posted by fixedgear at 2:17 AM on January 19, 2006

So if we ask enough questions about politics, will people have to quit posting about that too? 'Cause that would be awesome.
posted by nebulawindphone at 4:53 AM on January 19, 2006

Shocking.
posted by Tommy Gnosis at 4:57 AM on January 19, 2006

I'm not sure if people missed it, but... disGRUNDLEd.
posted by Richard Daly at 5:31 AM on January 19, 2006

I think I must be the only one who didn't find it funny when I saw the DS. Maybe because I'd never heard the term "taint" used that way.....The map of DC was brilliant though.
posted by CunningLinguist at 6:20 AM on January 19, 2006

as a non-usian I had to consult the urban dictionary. but once I had done that, I laughed my near-taint off!
posted by mr.marx at 6:29 AM on January 19, 2006

Yeah, it's funny if you think "taint" is some sort of dirty word. Which... I don't. So it's just bizzare.
posted by GuyZero at 6:43 AM on January 19, 2006

In Canuckistan, we call that body part "the perineum," if we call it anything at all. That was a pretty great clip, though.
posted by arcticwoman at 9:33 AM on January 19, 2006

in Sweden we call it "salta biten"
posted by mr.marx at 10:05 AM on January 19, 2006

I always called it a chin rest.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:26 AM on January 19, 2006

In my house we call it earth.
posted by Divine_Wino at 11:34 AM on January 19, 2006