Three cheers for solo sex.

January 23, 2006 7:45 PM

Over one thosand online masturbation confessions (nsfw): Categorized for your convinence. I thought grouphug had the market cornered. I guess not when it comes masturbation. I doubt Josh would approve. These links go to potentially bad places -- don't let your mom catch you
posted by bigmusic (19 comments total)

Josh would approve, in private. He's in IT, after all.
posted by Rothko at 7:53 PM on January 23, 2006

posted by squalor at 7:54 PM on January 23, 2006

Well, cleanliness is next to godliness...
posted by PurplePorpoise at 7:56 PM on January 23, 2006

the girl ones are as fake as Penthouse Forum. And, like I said i nthe previosu thread, Josh is fake, too.
posted by Mayor Curley at 7:58 PM on January 23, 2006

The last link had animated gifs of MEN masturbating.

Yikes.
posted by uncanny hengeman at 8:04 PM on January 23, 2006

Those men.
posted by uncanny hengeman at 8:15 PM on January 23, 2006

If poorly written descriptions are not exactly fulfilling, you can try Beautiful Agony, Facettes de la petit mort (previously covered). Most of their videos are available as torrents in the wild.
posted by nkyad at 8:24 PM on January 23, 2006

I noticed Josh was conspicuously silent on the subject of onanism considering his effusiveness in general. I suspect he approves.
posted by boaz at 8:32 PM on January 23, 2006

That reminds my, nkyad.

Check out this French Masturbation Madness! type pamphlet from 1844. Did you know masturbation makes your teeth fall out?

http://www.neatorama.com/neat/worst-sin.htm

"He became corrupted!"
posted by uncanny hengeman at 8:43 PM on January 23, 2006

Huh. Josh is thorough. And most of them seem pretty legit.

I think I will one-up him and masturbate while sitting astraddle my cat and singing masturbation tunes.
posted by Jesse H Christ at 8:46 PM on January 23, 2006

Heh. Great post!
posted by scarabic at 8:49 PM on January 23, 2006

Oh, my. What these boys do with bananas. I had no idea.
posted by Miko at 8:50 PM on January 23, 2006

Last night I was lying on my bed trying to sleep, (I'd been there for a while) when my roommate came in. We share a bedroom so I heard her getting ready for bed. She got undressed and slid under the covers without putting pajamas on. I heard some creaking noises from her side of the room...

So totally Penthouse Letters.
posted by VulcanMike at 9:44 PM on January 23, 2006

You folks sure know a lot about Penthouse letters...
posted by wsg at 12:01 AM on January 24, 2006

Dear Metafilter,
I never thought it would happen to me, but....
posted by klangklangston at 8:54 AM on January 24, 2006

There must be hundreds of links to Mefi in those masturation confession links.
'Fess up guys!
I've seen the "masturbates furiously" posts!
posted by nofundy at 10:23 AM on January 24, 2006

Wankers.
posted by milquetoast at 10:37 AM on January 24, 2006

yawn.
posted by squirrely at 5:44 PM on January 24, 2006

Soo.. we link to p0rn now? Who knew?
posted by raedyn at 3:15 PM on January 25, 2006