That was was embarrassing

February 1, 2006 9:19 AM

Dumb Moments. Post your embarrassing moments and cringe at those of others. Related Doctor moments here.
posted by caddis (22 comments total)

Aside from some obvious fart fakes, some of these are funny. I need funny after last night's speech.
posted by caddis at 9:20 AM on February 1, 2006

This one time I posted a really weak link to MetaFilter.
posted by keswick at 9:27 AM on February 1, 2006

I'm too busy cringing at the horrible grammar and spelling mistakes to giggle at ill-timed farts and OMG!Ihaveaperiod stories.
posted by teleri025 at 9:49 AM on February 1, 2006

seems to be posted by 12 year olds.

Now you want to talk embarassment... One time while dismembering a hooker...
posted by Gungho at 9:51 AM on February 1, 2006

There was this one time I like invaded this country and stuff, cause I thought they had like WMDs and stuff and like when we all got there there really weren't any WMDs and stuff and I got really red and had to come up with some other excuses like REAL fast but my buddy Scooter helped me out and like everything was okay sort of like, except for all the dead guys.
--Dubya

(There, got it out of the way for all you lib weenies.)
posted by HTuttle at 9:55 AM on February 1, 2006

Now personally I think a derail is necessary here after Gungho's comment.

Most embarrasing moment while dismembering a hooker:

Go wild.
posted by elendil71 at 10:02 AM on February 1, 2006

elendil71: do i have to pick just one?
posted by keswick at 10:08 AM on February 1, 2006

Not at all, keswick, we are all free to speak openly here.

I'll start:

She's kind of pretty
This is not the proper knife
How gauche this all is
posted by elendil71 at 10:11 AM on February 1, 2006

Most embarrasing moment while dismembering a hooker:

It would surely be embarassing to, in the middle of the dismemberment, find some, huh, "unexpected member" in the "middle" of the dismembered.

Now excuse me while I go wash my brain to make the mental images go away.
posted by qvantamon at 10:14 AM on February 1, 2006

Lowbrow has an excellent collection of embarrassing moments, but is also awash in nearly-incoherent lowercase stoner babble (and a bunch of nonlinear prose crap from some clown who thinks he's artistic) so you have to dig. But the good stuff is good.
posted by majick at 10:19 AM on February 1, 2006

One time i went to this party and i was wrecked and i came out the bathroom with my pants unzipped and my piece hangin out and i was just walkin around with adults and i didnt no it was out

Really gives me hope for today's youth.
posted by DieHipsterDie at 10:22 AM on February 1, 2006

Did somebody say dismember?
posted by shoepal at 10:38 AM on February 1, 2006

The doctor link is great! Heh.
posted by Firas at 10:54 AM on February 1, 2006

I also noticed the post about the piece the fellow didnt no was out. It's sad to see such an utter disregard for grammar and spelling. As a teaching assistant at a university I sometimes receive similarly phrased messages from students. From college students.

That's really embarrassing.
posted by aladfar at 10:56 AM on February 1, 2006

Did someone say hooker
?
posted by ceri richard at 11:08 AM on February 1, 2006

Most embarrasing moment while dismembering a hooker:

Well, this one time, I started crying as if I was cutting an onion. Never did manage to live that one down.
posted by PurplePorpoise at 11:30 AM on February 1, 2006

(There, got it out of the way for all you lib weenies.)
posted by HTuttle at 11:55 AM CST on February 1 [!]

So, is all that bile flowing through your veins bad for your circulation?
posted by COBRA! at 11:51 AM on February 1, 2006

I'll put in another strong vote for lowbrow. Aside from sorry_e_e's rants, most of it is pretty quality, especially if you catch any lowbrow moments from some of the favorites like redeyefrenzy or Limbo. Besides, you can usually stop reading sorry_e_e's by the second or third line since he always uses the same terrible style.
posted by craven_morhead at 11:56 AM on February 1, 2006

Once I was at this party, and my mom was there and a priest and an astronaut and Mr Dennings and I was so messed up I peed my nightie right there in the livingroom. Then my mom gave me a bath and I crab walked down the stairs and then...

Regan
posted by Gungho at 12:39 PM on February 1, 2006

The way those are told makes the event in question seem only mildly embarassing by comparison.
posted by hoborg at 6:41 PM on February 1, 2006

One time I was dismembering a hooker and wanking off and when I finished, I looked up and saw that my mom had brought in my breakfast.
posted by Citizen Premier at 10:02 PM on February 1, 2006

But it dosen't end there!
posted by Jawn at 10:35 PM on February 1, 2006