Big Boner?

February 2, 2006 12:36 PM

Big Boner? Boehner, Boner, 6" Boner, Dick Boner (scoll down), Bona-part SFW
posted by Mr Bluesky (28 comments total)

christ, what an asshole.
posted by eddydamascene at 12:41 PM on February 2, 2006

Bueller?
posted by wakko at 12:42 PM on February 2, 2006

eddydamascene, don't be mean. He's just kind of a dick.
posted by piratebowling at 12:43 PM on February 2, 2006

sorry, wrong thread.
posted by eddydamascene at 12:44 PM on February 2, 2006

Insert phallic subtexts and the terrorists win.
posted by digaman at 12:47 PM on February 2, 2006

Hmm..in reflection for you work "history" RateMyboner may not be safe..although it is shutdown.

My bad..go on say it.."Dick head."
posted by Mr Bluesky at 12:49 PM on February 2, 2006

Heh.... FRAUD! The first count showed more votes cast than Republicans present at the Conference meeting.
posted by R. Mutt at 12:49 PM on February 2, 2006

They can't keep the voting fair, even when it's only Republicans voting.
posted by mr.curmudgeon at 12:56 PM on February 2, 2006

"I think what you're going to see us do is rededicate ourselves to dealing with issues -- big issues -- that the American people expect us deal with," he said.

...
posted by NationalKato at 1:01 PM on February 2, 2006

Who among us hasn’t pulled some boners? Gone off half cocked...
posted by Smedleyman at 1:05 PM on February 2, 2006

Huh huh huh huhhhhh.
posted by jenovus at 1:06 PM on February 2, 2006

The Boehners are well-known in Cincinnati for being extremely conservative.

The area of town in which J. Boehner lives is largely a gated community nearly 30 miles from the Ohio River--and 20 miles from the Metropolitan area. It is one of the latest developments in the white-flight problems that our city's been having since the 1970s.
posted by vkxmai at 1:10 PM on February 2, 2006

Republicans: Innately incapable of instituting impartial illections.
posted by bashos_frog at 1:12 PM on February 2, 2006

You were so busy forcing me into a boner, you forgot you were committing one yourself!
posted by EarBucket at 1:12 PM on February 2, 2006

I'm having Growing Pains flashbacks. Please make it stop.
posted by shoepal at 1:37 PM on February 2, 2006

It's BAY-ner. Rhymes with "complainer."
posted by kirkaracha at 1:45 PM on February 2, 2006

Ah, shit. That's no fun. Party pooper.
posted by NationalKato at 1:45 PM on February 2, 2006

CNN Headline: House GOP picks new leader, former aide to DeLay beaten

Beaten?, Damn they play hardball.
posted by R. Mutt at 1:51 PM on February 2, 2006

Tease. Here I was looking forward to spending 15 minutes rating some boners...
posted by graventy at 1:56 PM on February 2, 2006

Looks like there is a fella called Beau Nar who is a member of some Metal forums.

Huh huh huh huhhhhh. That's funny.
posted by uncanny hengeman at 2:17 PM on February 2, 2006

holy shit, Boner is Chekov's son?!
posted by plexiwatt at 2:57 PM on February 2, 2006

I commited a boner very early this morning.
posted by Smedleyman at 3:20 PM on February 2, 2006

Speaking of serious boners - the rate my boner site was shut down by the feds - "made retroactively illegal by the US government,"

"The regulations were promulgated by Alberto Gonzales, US Attorney General appointed by George Bush. If you voted for Bush, this is your fault. If you think this country is free, you are sadly mistaken. No nation has freedom when it is run by religious zealots."

Interesting.

And very irritating.
...the more I think about it the more it pisses me off.

“when they came for the boners, I didn’t say anything, because I did not have an erection...”
But seriously - WTF is my government spending money on? That is some serious bullshit. I don’t care if some idiot wants to plaster a picture of his wang on the ‘net. Why do I have to pay to enforce keeping it off?
posted by Smedleyman at 3:25 PM on February 2, 2006

Is that a Boehner in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
posted by dhartung at 3:41 PM on February 2, 2006

I really wish it was this Boner instead.
posted by my sock puppet account at 7:28 PM on February 2, 2006

I can't help but feel this FPP must be intended as a witty homage to me, a clever combination of my "boner" and "frog march." Well done! Keep 'em coming!
posted by soyjoy at 7:35 PM on February 2, 2006

WHO FARTED?
posted by stenseng at 9:17 PM on February 2, 2006

The House GOP chose the ideal leader to carry forward the agenda of corporate interests that so enthrall and enrich them.
This guy distributed tobacco lobby checks on the House floor. This guy conspired with Newt and Delay to violate House Ethics rules. This guy has been very consistent to vote both pro-corporate and pro-fundamentalist. I'd say he represents today's House GOP perfectly!
posted by nofundy at 6:08 AM on February 3, 2006