Pornographic internet game draws angers parents
February 22, 2006 9:19 PM Subscribe
The promotional game for an upcoming movie has drawn the ire of the National Institute on Media and the Family and some Twin Cities parents for having graphic sex scenes (in which "You literally engage in oral sex as a player of the game") that are easily accessibly to children by lying about your age.
It raised my Twin Cities ire, because it's boring.
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:23 PM on February 22, 2006
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:23 PM on February 22, 2006
Mature Version
That was a sad attempt at hiding this.
posted by slhack3r at 9:24 PM on February 22, 2006
That was a sad attempt at hiding this.
posted by slhack3r at 9:24 PM on February 22, 2006
It won't let me in -- did you get a name and password that works?! It doesn't believe "my name and zip code are exactly as they are entered on my driver's license..." -- I certainly hope they don't have access to my driver's license!
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 9:24 PM on February 22, 2006
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 9:24 PM on February 22, 2006
It's more rigorous than a lot of the porn site age verification log-ins... that I've read about.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 9:27 PM on February 22, 2006
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 9:27 PM on February 22, 2006
I don't even seem to have any flash navigation.
posted by jacquilynne at 9:27 PM on February 22, 2006
posted by jacquilynne at 9:27 PM on February 22, 2006
slhack3r got it!
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 9:31 PM on February 22, 2006
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 9:31 PM on February 22, 2006
Ding!
The game itself is quite lame, however. Who ever though to have the controls for an 'oral sex scene' be similar to DanceDanceRevolution? Quite odd.
posted by slhack3r at 9:36 PM on February 22, 2006
The game itself is quite lame, however. Who ever though to have the controls for an 'oral sex scene' be similar to DanceDanceRevolution? Quite odd.
posted by slhack3r at 9:36 PM on February 22, 2006
Those parents might have to(oh no!)... be parents. God forbid you actually discipline your kid or get active in their life. It's much easier to let the US legislature raise your kids for you. I mean, it's not your fault you squeezed out the ankle-biter. How can the world expect you to be responsible for your own child? What a monstrous thought.
posted by apiaryist at 9:36 PM on February 22, 2006
posted by apiaryist at 9:36 PM on February 22, 2006
Wow. My wife "just came her fucking brains out." Apparently the secret to oral sex is moving in a seemingly random combination of directions, leading inevitably to the G spot. If only more arcade-style games could be so informative.
posted by stopgap at 9:37 PM on February 22, 2006
posted by stopgap at 9:37 PM on February 22, 2006
On Boing Boing and Defamer (also).
You can access it without the age verification here. If you want to perform flash cunnilingus, the password is "yugorsky." Drive home, and you can eat out your wife in a manner very similar to DDR.
The final screen says, "YOUR WIFE JUST CAME HER FUCKING BRAINS OUT."
Ick.
posted by maxreax at 9:40 PM on February 22, 2006
You can access it without the age verification here. If you want to perform flash cunnilingus, the password is "yugorsky." Drive home, and you can eat out your wife in a manner very similar to DDR.
The final screen says, "YOUR WIFE JUST CAME HER FUCKING BRAINS OUT."
Ick.
posted by maxreax at 9:40 PM on February 22, 2006
Who ever though to have the controls for an 'oral sex scene' be similar to DanceDanceRevolution?
Well, timing and rhythm ARE important...
posted by WolfDaddy at 9:45 PM on February 22, 2006
Well, timing and rhythm ARE important...
posted by WolfDaddy at 9:45 PM on February 22, 2006
I just typed in the alphabet.
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:47 PM on February 22, 2006
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:47 PM on February 22, 2006
This game is garbage. Just one more reason to hate any movie Paul Walker is in.
posted by JakeEXTREME at 9:49 PM on February 22, 2006
posted by JakeEXTREME at 9:49 PM on February 22, 2006
I found the Map and Compass, but I'm all out of Bombs! I'll never make it to the G-spot now. :(
posted by jenovus at 10:01 PM on February 22, 2006
posted by jenovus at 10:01 PM on February 22, 2006
I know it's a tired question, but why is sex still more controversial than violence?
Although... the notion of video-game sex is just... weird, considering the real experience is available to just about anybody.
posted by spacewaitress at 10:28 PM on February 22, 2006
Although... the notion of video-game sex is just... weird, considering the real experience is available to just about anybody.
posted by spacewaitress at 10:28 PM on February 22, 2006
Oh you have to beat the game. The montage is worth it... in a "first time you saw the South Park movie" sort of way.
posted by twiggy at 11:17 PM on February 22, 2006
posted by twiggy at 11:17 PM on February 22, 2006
I give better head than that in my sleep.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 11:30 PM on February 22, 2006
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 11:30 PM on February 22, 2006
Who ever though to have the controls for an 'oral sex scene' be similar to DanceDanceRevolution?
This would make an awesome typing game. Imagine doing it with Mavis Beacon!
posted by Citizen Premier at 12:37 AM on February 23, 2006
This would make an awesome typing game. Imagine doing it with Mavis Beacon!
posted by Citizen Premier at 12:37 AM on February 23, 2006
I'm going to go wash my mouth out with booze, as per the instructions.
Seriously, this is just disturbing from a "good taste" perpspective. The graphics are *awful*.
posted by disillusioned at 12:39 AM on February 23, 2006
Seriously, this is just disturbing from a "good taste" perpspective. The graphics are *awful*.
posted by disillusioned at 12:39 AM on February 23, 2006
The game may be crap JakeEXTREME and Paul Walker is a cinematic non-entity, but the film is something else - was out here in the U.K. last month and it's pure pulp - would have made a great Sam Fuller, Robert Aldrich or Walter Hill picture. I swear to God - at one point, (during the 'Kiddie Snuff Movie Bathroom Nosferatu scene), I shouted out loud to the empty cinema: "This is a masterpiece!"
posted by jettloe at 12:59 AM on February 23, 2006
posted by jettloe at 12:59 AM on February 23, 2006
I think we can all agree that the game IS crap.
I just wasted fifteen minutes so that I could give head to a clothed poorly animated poorly drawn woman. *sigh*
posted by graventy at 1:18 AM on February 23, 2006
I just wasted fifteen minutes so that I could give head to a clothed poorly animated poorly drawn woman. *sigh*
posted by graventy at 1:18 AM on February 23, 2006
Let me be the first to say: Viral marketing. They went way over the top on purpose, pissed off a few busybodies, and now the hits are rolling in. I'd never even heard of this movie before this morning.
posted by Faint of Butt at 2:54 AM on February 23, 2006
posted by Faint of Butt at 2:54 AM on February 23, 2006
When I was a kid we didn't have any of these new fangled oral sex games. No, we used to have to do it on the way to school, walking two miles through a snowstorm backwards!
Jimminy Crickets!
posted by archaic at 3:55 AM on February 23, 2006
Jimminy Crickets!
posted by archaic at 3:55 AM on February 23, 2006
"You literally engage in oral sex as a player of the game"
Wow, as a soon as I finished the sign-in page a man waked into my office with a gun and forced me to fellate him. Apparently this is a new human interface device Sony have been working on.
As to good taste - I would have preferred chocolate.
posted by biffa at 4:15 AM on February 23, 2006
Wow, as a soon as I finished the sign-in page a man waked into my office with a gun and forced me to fellate him. Apparently this is a new human interface device Sony have been working on.
As to good taste - I would have preferred chocolate.
posted by biffa at 4:15 AM on February 23, 2006
Welcome to Grimley = Come to Daddy + Ed Grimley.
At least in my head.
posted by Eideteker at 4:30 AM on February 23, 2006
At least in my head.
posted by Eideteker at 4:30 AM on February 23, 2006
(in which "You literally engage in oral sex as a player of the game")
As opposed to those games where you literally shoot other players in the head with rifles.
...uh, as a player.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 4:39 AM on February 23, 2006
As opposed to those games where you literally shoot other players in the head with rifles.
...uh, as a player.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 4:39 AM on February 23, 2006
I know it's a tired question, but why is sex still more controversial than violence?
It is?
posted by Witty at 4:47 AM on February 23, 2006
It is?
posted by Witty at 4:47 AM on February 23, 2006
Look on the bright side: you don't have to fellate Billy Crystal or Gregory Hines.
posted by yerfatma at 5:21 AM on February 23, 2006
posted by yerfatma at 5:21 AM on February 23, 2006
that movie looks sooooo bad. I mean, fine guns, mob, etc. etc. But there's a scene at the end of the trailer that looks like an explosive (and *glowing*) area of a hockey rink is about to be hit by a detonator puck, struck by our hero's best friend.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
HOCKEY?
posted by zpousman at 5:53 AM on February 23, 2006
WHAT
THE
FUCK
HOCKEY?
posted by zpousman at 5:53 AM on February 23, 2006
So, if you engage in oral sex in this game I guess it makes it just another first person shooter?
posted by substrate at 6:12 AM on February 23, 2006
posted by substrate at 6:12 AM on February 23, 2006
I don't know what you're all complaining about. I for one feel enlightened that I now have the elusive arrow key sequence to unlocking the female orgasm. Great FPP!
posted by saraswati at 6:15 AM on February 23, 2006
posted by saraswati at 6:15 AM on February 23, 2006
I'm tellin ya zpousman - the film is not bad - its attempt at pulp goodness is so over the top that it achieves transcendence -
by the middle of the film other audience members, (there were only a couple of us), were yelling out-loud such things as "you got to be shitting me", "WTF", "oh, come on!" and in fact it has one of the most jaw-dropping, outrageous 'plot twists' at the end ever - i know i sound like a shill but in the old days this film would have been directed by Fritz Lang and starred Glen Ford.
posted by jettloe at 6:57 AM on February 23, 2006
by the middle of the film other audience members, (there were only a couple of us), were yelling out-loud such things as "you got to be shitting me", "WTF", "oh, come on!" and in fact it has one of the most jaw-dropping, outrageous 'plot twists' at the end ever - i know i sound like a shill but in the old days this film would have been directed by Fritz Lang and starred Glen Ford.
posted by jettloe at 6:57 AM on February 23, 2006
eh, it's more offensive from the standpoint that it's a shitty shitty ripoff of Grand Theft Auto, which is sad since GTA is actually a terrible game (funny as hell, entertaining for a while, but hen it comes down to actual mechanics, a terrible game).
So you do a shitty version of a shitty game. As Will Farrel as Alex Trebeck was scripted to say: "This must be a proud day for you, and your family."
And seriously, what is up with parents who get mad when they find out that the cop killin' whore beatin' drug runnin' game their kid is playing... also has a sex scene?
Jeepers, I think I'd let my sub-15 year old kids have a Sugar DVD (NSFW) subscription before I let them play GTA.
posted by illovich at 7:35 AM on February 23, 2006
So you do a shitty version of a shitty game. As Will Farrel as Alex Trebeck was scripted to say: "This must be a proud day for you, and your family."
And seriously, what is up with parents who get mad when they find out that the cop killin' whore beatin' drug runnin' game their kid is playing... also has a sex scene?
Jeepers, I think I'd let my sub-15 year old kids have a Sugar DVD (NSFW) subscription before I let them play GTA.
posted by illovich at 7:35 AM on February 23, 2006
Worth repeating: There's sex in my violence!
posted by poweredbybeard at 7:55 AM on February 23, 2006
posted by poweredbybeard at 7:55 AM on February 23, 2006
Dissapointing to say the least. If I had a choice, eating a chick out, or getting a blow job, a blow job; really hands down. actually hands on her head. . . . . or his if you like.
posted by cdavidc at 8:46 AM on February 23, 2006
posted by cdavidc at 8:46 AM on February 23, 2006
What's the fuss? A movie staring the raw atomic acting power of Paul Walker and Cameron Bright?
I mean who in the fuck are THEY?
The only thing this movie will have IS this crappy viral marketing online game.
The controversy these moron parents are slathering on this nothing piece of shit Film - and I use the term loosely - is guaranteeing little bobby will try to sneak in to see it.
posted by tkchrist at 11:32 AM on February 23, 2006
I mean who in the fuck are THEY?
The only thing this movie will have IS this crappy viral marketing online game.
The controversy these moron parents are slathering on this nothing piece of shit Film - and I use the term loosely - is guaranteeing little bobby will try to sneak in to see it.
posted by tkchrist at 11:32 AM on February 23, 2006
wait, yopu were platyin g thisd vwithj your fingters/?
it's an OR5AWL SEX game, try using the propewr sapprendage1 way more fun thawt way
typingf, not so muchy
posted by Durhey at 12:05 PM on February 23, 2006
it's an OR5AWL SEX game, try using the propewr sapprendage1 way more fun thawt way
typingf, not so muchy
posted by Durhey at 12:05 PM on February 23, 2006
Heh, who will be the first to mass-market on a controller for that? Nintendo, Microsoft or Sony?
posted by KirkJobSluder at 1:22 PM on February 23, 2006
posted by KirkJobSluder at 1:22 PM on February 23, 2006
Those sound effects were great though. Good thing I had my speakers turned up in the office.
posted by FeldBum at 3:18 PM on February 23, 2006
posted by FeldBum at 3:18 PM on February 23, 2006
Just got back from seeing the movie (on James Berardinelli's recommendation). I'm with jettloe: I thought it was awesome--assuming you like tense, violent movies chock-full of scary New Jersey characters.
posted by russilwvong at 11:36 PM on February 25, 2006
posted by russilwvong at 11:36 PM on February 25, 2006
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