... every one of them hates the Jew. Yet every pious person adores that heaven and wants to get into it.... -- Mark Twain
March 1, 2006 6:58 PM Subscribe
ParisParamus could be "spiritually blind" and "a failure as a human being." Perhaps OmieWise "can make more money accidentally than you can on purpose." God might not answer Asparagirl's prayers. And Amberglow, he might even be the Antichrist. But Hallelujah! Rejoice! It turns out they can get into Heaven after all! (But not everyone agrees.)
This post was deleted for the following reason: I see what you were going for here, but it's still lame to call out four other members in a post.
Are they going to hell for posting too much?
posted by brain_drain at 7:07 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by brain_drain at 7:07 PM on March 1, 2006
Wow, we haven't seen such a pandering post since the days of Miguel.
posted by crunchland at 7:09 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by crunchland at 7:09 PM on March 1, 2006
Note that I'm not trying to embarrass anyone by mentioning them by name, but I am trying to viscerally point out that when anti-Semites disparage "the Jews", they're not talking about something abstract; they're threatening and attacking our friends, our family, our colleagues and teachers and lovers. They're hurting all of us, Jew and Gentile. Even anti-Semites like Falwell who make a big deal of "supporting Israel" (all the way to Armageddon).
posted by orthogonality at 7:09 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by orthogonality at 7:09 PM on March 1, 2006
What am I, chopped liver?
posted by Astro Zombie at 7:11 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by Astro Zombie at 7:11 PM on March 1, 2006
Hey, is this deleted or not? I swear it was a minute ago.
Don't much like the sound of this post, btw...
posted by obloquy at 7:12 PM on March 1, 2006
Don't much like the sound of this post, btw...
posted by obloquy at 7:12 PM on March 1, 2006
So what you're saying, ortho, is that some of your best Jews are friends?
Please slay this post like a sacrifical ram, ASAP.
posted by bardic at 7:12 PM on March 1, 2006
Please slay this post like a sacrifical ram, ASAP.
posted by bardic at 7:12 PM on March 1, 2006
Of course, in posting my preceding comment in the context of this FPP, I feel a little bit like I'm chasing after a cattle car shouting "Wait for me, wait for me!"
posted by Astro Zombie at 7:13 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by Astro Zombie at 7:13 PM on March 1, 2006
Oy vey!
posted by antifreez_ at 7:14 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by antifreez_ at 7:14 PM on March 1, 2006
I found this post to be wholly intriguing. I applaud you, Orthogonality. If in the future you find any other evidence that suggests this seemingly great Falwell fellow is perhaps a bad man, please post it to my attention ASAP.
posted by rob paxon at 7:15 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by rob paxon at 7:15 PM on March 1, 2006
Why are they so mad about the FPPs?
posted by loquacious at 7:17 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by loquacious at 7:17 PM on March 1, 2006
obloquy, that is actually the one link that doesn't really indicate Fallwell's antisemitism. The idea that the Antichrist will be Jewish isn't mainly about antisemitism. Prophecy fortells that the Antichrist will claim to be Christ returned, and many will believe him. Christ was Jewish. Therefore, some believe that the Antichrist will also come as a Jew, in order to better convince people of his Christlike nature.
posted by unreason at 7:17 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by unreason at 7:17 PM on March 1, 2006
I vote Astro as winner of this thread.
posted by dougunderscorenelso at 7:17 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by dougunderscorenelso at 7:17 PM on March 1, 2006
Who's got two thumbs and doesn't give a shit about Jerry Falwell?
posted by kosem at 7:17 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by kosem at 7:17 PM on March 1, 2006
obloquy, I saw it as deleted too. It has risen, apparently. Must be some ash wednesday voodoo.
posted by shoepal at 7:22 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by shoepal at 7:22 PM on March 1, 2006
I am offended by your post Cortex. Not as a neo-Nazi, homosexual, or loose-bowelled burrito-eater; rather due to my epilepsy. Please be more considerate in the future and thank you in advance.
posted by rob paxon at 7:23 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by rob paxon at 7:23 PM on March 1, 2006
I actually support legislation against loose-bowelled burrito-eaters.
posted by Astro Zombie at 7:24 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by Astro Zombie at 7:24 PM on March 1, 2006
So do I, although I am one. We loose-bowelled burrito-eaters are similar to Jews in this way.
posted by rob paxon at 7:26 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by rob paxon at 7:26 PM on March 1, 2006
Is there some double-entendre there Jimbob? I certainly hope so.
posted by rob paxon at 7:28 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by rob paxon at 7:28 PM on March 1, 2006
( ) ( )
rob paxon's neurological disorder bedamned -- fire sale on blinking pasties!
posted by cortex at 7:28 PM on March 1, 2006
rob paxon's neurological disorder bedamned -- fire sale on blinking pasties!
posted by cortex at 7:28 PM on March 1, 2006
Just like Jesus.
And Mike D.
Or was he just Chillin' at the beaches down at Club Med?
posted by Astro Zombie at 7:29 PM on March 1, 2006
And Mike D.
Or was he just Chillin' at the beaches down at Club Med?
posted by Astro Zombie at 7:29 PM on March 1, 2006
Cortex, I've spoken with my lawyer and he assures me that was a new-aged assault on my known medical weakness.
posted by rob paxon at 7:32 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by rob paxon at 7:32 PM on March 1, 2006
That is curiously fascinating.
posted by stinkycheese at 7:39 PM on March 1, 2006
posted by stinkycheese at 7:39 PM on March 1, 2006
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