Heavy Chevy

March 31, 2006 10:36 AM

Here some enterprising souls decided to interprit a Chevy ad in a more accurate manner Simply scroll down to see the "green" highlights. Chevy..dumb as a rock.
posted by Mr Bluesky (83 comments total)

Probably better if you had posted this in the thread 3 down.
posted by mischief at 10:40 AM on March 31, 2006

Or simply scroll down the front page of Metafilter to see the original post.
posted by daveleck at 10:40 AM on March 31, 2006

Wouldn't this have made more sense in this thread? Or is there something more here that i am missing?
posted by quin at 10:40 AM on March 31, 2006

Wait, we missed it below.

delete
posted by tzelig at 10:41 AM on March 31, 2006

jinx!
posted by quin at 10:41 AM on March 31, 2006

Even funnier the second time.
posted by Floydd at 10:44 AM on March 31, 2006

Fin!
posted by cosmicbandito at 10:45 AM on March 31, 2006

And... SCENE!
posted by boo_radley at 10:49 AM on March 31, 2006

Are you in a neck brace?
posted by Divine_Wino at 10:52 AM on March 31, 2006

...Dumb as a rock, eh?


posted by 327.ca at 10:56 AM on March 31, 2006

It's really hard to see things that are lower when you're in a big SUV.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 10:56 AM on March 31, 2006

Pike!
posted by Outlawyr at 10:59 AM on March 31, 2006

fart
posted by 2sheets at 11:00 AM on March 31, 2006

Hey! Has anyone heard about this new Chevy ad thing? I'm curious...
posted by Ogre Lawless at 11:00 AM on March 31, 2006

Wait a day, and this will work.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:01 AM on March 31, 2006

I heard there are snakes in these SUV's. True?
posted by sellout at 11:05 AM on March 31, 2006

Here's a rollercoaster. Get your 3D glasses out!
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:06 AM on March 31, 2006

"interprit?"
posted by keswick at 11:12 AM on March 31, 2006

Chevy Blue!
posted by unixrat at 11:12 AM on March 31, 2006

USA! USA! USA! SUV! SUV!
posted by Floydd at 11:16 AM on March 31, 2006

Like a rock, it was something to see.
posted by First Post at 11:16 AM on March 31, 2006

What, only one picture?

DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT TO DO?

MUSHROOMS! ELEPHANTS! SNAKES ON A PLANE!

Or, you can just get out there and find us a better link.
posted by eriko at 11:18 AM on March 31, 2006

can we have snakes on a chevy tahoe? ... pleeeeeeease?
posted by pyramid termite at 11:24 AM on March 31, 2006

beedogs.com
posted by StrasbourgSecaucus at 11:25 AM on March 31, 2006

Get these motherfucking snakes off my motherfucking Tahoe
posted by Outlawyr at 11:26 AM on March 31, 2006

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five...

Canyonerooooo! Canyonero!
posted by Gamblor at 11:31 AM on March 31, 2006

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLast comment!
posted by brain_drain at 11:32 AM on March 31, 2006

Bluesky.

That's Polish, right?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:35 AM on March 31, 2006

OK, Now I hate the cups, too.
posted by shnoz-gobblin at 11:36 AM on March 31, 2006

The title of this post is in full rhyming effect.
posted by rxrfrx at 11:43 AM on March 31, 2006

posted by MikeKD at 11:47 AM on March 31, 2006

Again, WE NEED TO RECOMMEND A QUICK CTRL-F SEARCH ON THE POST PAGE.

C'mon, you morons. It isn't hard.
posted by graventy at 11:49 AM on March 31, 2006

When you're driving in your Chevy and you feel somethin' heavy....
posted by keswick at 11:52 AM on March 31, 2006

via Fark via MeFi
posted by mbd1mbd1 at 11:53 AM on March 31, 2006

posted by AaronRaphael at 11:53 AM on March 31, 2006

WE NEED TO RECOMMEND A QUICK CTRL-F SEARCH ON THE POST PAGE.

Nah, we don't. Presumably people who care enough to post here at least read MeFi. And we haf vays of dealing wit those who don't, right?
posted by 327.ca at 11:54 AM on March 31, 2006

Hope me, Jeebus, hope me!

Look up in the Mr. Bluesky, its a bird, its a plane, its a double that's still on the front page! Wooot!
posted by fenriq at 11:54 AM on March 31, 2006

(I can't believe I'm the first to say...)
This SUV, it vibrates?
posted by wendell at 11:55 AM on March 31, 2006

keswick wins.
posted by rxrfrx at 12:01 PM on March 31, 2006

Lol, here's mine!
http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view.php?country=us&uniqueid=00cf76f4-123e-1029-98eb-0013724ff5a7
posted by bobjohnsonmilw at 12:03 PM on March 31, 2006

Where's poppo when you need him?
posted by rkent at 12:05 PM on March 31, 2006

Big fan of Ceiling Cat.
posted by rxrfrx at 12:06 PM on March 31, 2006

One day, I was driving home from work, and I really, really had to relieve myself. I had a Big Gulp cup in the cup holder, so I pulled into a Wal*Mart parking lot, unwrapped the fireman, and let it flow. At first, I was uncomfortable, afraid that somebody might notice. But then I set my eyes into the middle distance, and pretended to be waiting for someone to come out of the store.

That worked OK for a while, but then I noticed the cup was getting Really Full, and the flow was nowhere close to stopping. And once you really get started, it's really hard just to shut it down - it's not a faucet, after all.

So that's when I began to sweat.
posted by Perigee at 12:07 PM on March 31, 2006

I feel gaseous.
posted by youarenothere at 12:08 PM on March 31, 2006

*waits in suspense for the climactic ending to Perigee's story*
posted by NationalKato at 12:11 PM on March 31, 2006

*waits in suspense for quonsar's peeing elephant*
posted by maryh at 12:13 PM on March 31, 2006

The sad truth: ceiling cat is actually locked-in-the-basement cat.

The photo has been doctored. Have you ever seen just some letters suspended in the air like that?

Irrefutable proof.
posted by sonofsamiam at 12:20 PM on March 31, 2006

OMG! SUVS!
posted by qvantamon at 12:28 PM on March 31, 2006

posted by analogue at 12:28 PM on March 31, 2006

.
posted by AwkwardPause at 12:29 PM on March 31, 2006

NationalKato, I'm hoping he didn't have a long straw......
posted by fenriq at 12:29 PM on March 31, 2006

Today we had the month's birthday celebrations here at work. We had cake and snacks. And soft drinks. It was really cool.
posted by qvantamon at 12:32 PM on March 31, 2006

is it supposed to smell like this?
posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 12:33 PM on March 31, 2006

posted by CynicalKnight at 12:33 PM on March 31, 2006

Wal-Mart Sells Ribbon!
posted by sexymofo at 12:37 PM on March 31, 2006

posted by moonbiter at 12:41 PM on March 31, 2006

FYI, Ceiling Cat isn't the only one watching you masturbate.



Just a little to your left, please. I can't quite see you.
posted by antifreez_ at 12:42 PM on March 31, 2006

posted by mokey at 12:43 PM on March 31, 2006

posted by CynicalKnight at 12:43 PM on March 31, 2006

haa mokey you confused me.


god i'm simple.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 12:48 PM on March 31, 2006

That's funny, qvantamon, because when we have the birthday month cake it's never "really cool." Maybe a little cool sometimes.
posted by rxrfrx at 12:53 PM on March 31, 2006

Here's a rollercoaster. Get your 3D glasses out! - Astro Zombie

/headache!
posted by raedyn at 12:59 PM on March 31, 2006

Sheesh. You guys still here?
posted by Floydd at 1:05 PM on March 31, 2006

Congratulations on your Double!!!

posted by Stauf at 1:15 PM on March 31, 2006

US east-coasters, it's too nice outside to upload stupid images to a double-post on the blue.


posted by killdevil at 1:16 PM on March 31, 2006

Don't buy me.
posted by Ridx at 1:19 PM on March 31, 2006

posted by milquetoast at 1:20 PM on March 31, 2006

You guys are going to have to go now.
My stepmom's Tahoe just pulled in.
Use the back door.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 1:22 PM on March 31, 2006

posted by NationalKato at 1:24 PM on March 31, 2006

Gets out of orange Charger, thinks "Bluesky".
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 1:29 PM on March 31, 2006

I can no longer masturbate with peace of mind.
posted by stinkycheese at 1:40 PM on March 31, 2006

Hey the party's still going strong.
posted by greycap at 1:46 PM on March 31, 2006

Are we gonna hit 100 before the plug is pulled?
posted by AwkwardPause at 1:48 PM on March 31, 2006

*tap*
*tap*
Hello? Is this thing on?
posted by Gamblor at 1:54 PM on March 31, 2006

Are we gonna hit 100 before the plug is pulled?

Vegas set the over / under at 87, so right about now the smart money's betting the over and posting a shitload of periods.
posted by dersins at 1:54 PM on March 31, 2006 [1 favorite]

Needs more Sky Goat:



yes, she is wearing a body suit
posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 1:59 PM on March 31, 2006

...So the flow keeps going, and I keep getting more and more creeped out; I mean, what happens when I hit overflow, y'know? Finally, the thing slows to a dribble and stops - but the big gulp glass is really Uncomfortably full.

Well, I figure I dodged a bullet, right? Well, then I realze that I've got this Big Gulp cup full of warm urine stuck between my legs and the steering wheel. It's gonna take some fancy manouvering to get that cup out from where it's at to the side door, and I don't really have Any margin for error, if you know what I mean.

So that sucked.
posted by Perigee at 2:00 PM on March 31, 2006

You know what you should have done with it?

"Hey Malkovich, think fast!"
posted by sonofsamiam at 2:04 PM on March 31, 2006

So anyone know where the admins are today? Maybe someone oughta go over and check on them.

Oh, here's an exploding manatee.

posted by keswick at 2:08 PM on March 31, 2006

Rock on!

posted by Gamblor at 2:12 PM on March 31, 2006

Perigee, I feel ya man. I've been there.

*throws some sort of half-assed gang sign*
posted by NationalKato at 2:18 PM on March 31, 2006

Y'ALL ARE IN TROUBLE NOW!

posted by brain_drain at 2:21 PM on March 31, 2006

And, in an effort to be helpful...

KORD 312156Z 26013G31KT 10SM -RA BKN040 OVC060 12/07 A2967 RMK AO2 PK WND 25033/2135 RAB46 PRESRR SLP046 P0000 T01170067

...now you know.
posted by eriko at 2:30 PM on March 31, 2006