Sugar babies
April 3, 2006 1:49 PM   Subscribe

Sugar babies made of marzipan.
posted by crunchland (33 comments total)
 
(no, not that marzipan.)
posted by crunchland at 1:50 PM on April 3, 2006


Strictly ornamental, or can you crunch 'em up like a giant ogre?
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 1:52 PM on April 3, 2006


I'd eat one.
posted by ruby.aftermath at 1:53 PM on April 3, 2006


...creepy... almond flavored fetuses...
posted by Doorstop at 1:58 PM on April 3, 2006


Not that marzipan either, I'm afraid.
posted by wilberforce at 1:59 PM on April 3, 2006


Creepy.
posted by ColdChef at 2:00 PM on April 3, 2006


doh. I've been had.
posted by crunchland at 2:01 PM on April 3, 2006


That's okay, crunchland, seemed plausible to me, too.
posted by empath at 2:03 PM on April 3, 2006


T-shirts
posted by StickyCarpet at 2:07 PM on April 3, 2006


Kindertotenlicious!
posted by jrossi4r at 2:11 PM on April 3, 2006


I don't know, the hair on their heads kind of gave it away for me.
posted by banished at 2:22 PM on April 3, 2006


Kinda weird how these tiny babies go from really cool to not very cool at all as soon as you find out you can't EAT THEM.
posted by hypocritical ross at 2:22 PM on April 3, 2006 [1 favorite]


Creepy and funny.... Too bad they really aren't edible.
posted by malaprohibita at 2:23 PM on April 3, 2006


Oh snopes, destroyer of dreams.
posted by reklaw at 2:39 PM on April 3, 2006


Damn and blast. I could eat 'em all.
posted by loquacious at 2:50 PM on April 3, 2006


You can still eat real babies.
posted by Citizen Premier at 3:09 PM on April 3, 2006


Who says you can't eat them? There made from "they're made from Prosculpt polymer clay and mohair". Sounds delicious!
posted by mr_roboto at 3:17 PM on April 3, 2006


You have to admit, for such tiny creations they have great detail. I like them.
posted by annieb at 3:39 PM on April 3, 2006


Wow, amazing.
posted by alms at 5:17 PM on April 3, 2006


What kind of delusional freak of nature makes tiny fetus sculptures?
posted by mr.curmudgeon at 5:28 PM on April 3, 2006


This kind.
posted by Biblio at 5:51 PM on April 3, 2006


You can still eat real babies.

Yeah, but real babies taste nothing like marzipan. The mostly taste like poo, despite the obviously biased objections of mothers everywhere.

Oh holy crap. Biblio, where did you find that? *files link in bookmarks under "appetite suppressants and diet aids"*
posted by loquacious at 6:03 PM on April 3, 2006


Bilblio-- that's even creepier than eating real babies

And just because these babies weren't marzipan, there's no reason that they couldn't be.
posted by gesamtkunstwerk at 6:03 PM on April 3, 2006


Jesus Biblio, how about the requisite NSFAAA, huh??!

Not safe for anyone, anywhere, anytime...

/threwupalittleinmymouth
posted by OhPuhLeez at 6:08 PM on April 3, 2006


Hee hee! I've been sitting on that link for a long time. Mr. Biblio and I were talking about hyper-realistic baby dolls last night and I remembered seeing those fetus babies. Lo and behold, I get online tonight and find the perfect place to showcase them!

The most disturbing thing is that some of these are modeled on dead babies. I know people used to take pictures of their dead children, but making a doll of your miscarried child is just...ick.
posted by Biblio at 6:15 PM on April 3, 2006


BABIES!

DELICIOUS BABIES!
posted by StrasbourgSecaucus at 6:16 PM on April 3, 2006


Mmmmm. Marzipan.
posted by fourcheesemac at 6:30 PM on April 3, 2006


Get in me belly!
posted by jimmythefish at 7:03 PM on April 3, 2006


I'm sad that these aren't edible. Someone should fill this void — oh wait. eatbabies.com already exists.
posted by blacklite at 7:08 PM on April 3, 2006


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posted by Citizen Premier at 9:03 PM on April 3, 2006


Haven't I seen this picture on one of those pro-life leaflets.
posted by dgaicun at 9:20 PM on April 3, 2006




That's almost as creepy as Britney giving birth.
posted by arcticwoman at 2:27 AM on April 4, 2006


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