Celebrities. Eating.

April 5, 2006 8:57 PM

Celebrities eating.
posted by CunningLinguist (53 comments total)

Oh my. A friend in Beverly Hills and "The Industry" told me that there is an "unwritten rule" with the "paparazzi" that they don't photograph celebrities eating...and that the tabloids shy away from publishing such photos.
posted by ericb at 9:00 PM on April 5, 2006

The only good thing about the site:

posted by knave at 9:02 PM on April 5, 2006

Who the fuck is Justin Guarini?
posted by psmealey at 9:05 PM on April 5, 2006

Keanu puking is also kind of cool.
posted by brain_drain at 9:05 PM on April 5, 2006

Keanu puking is also kind of cool.

Wow that is cool. It's almost like he's eating in stop-motion/reverse.
posted by psmealey at 9:08 PM on April 5, 2006

Celebrities yawning.
posted by tellurian at 9:10 PM on April 5, 2006

Who the fuck is Justin Guarini?

Justin Guarini was the runner-up to Kelly Clarkson on American Idol -- Season 1. The co-starred in the "fabulous" film: "From Justin To Kelly."

Excuse me while I join Keanu is "blowing chunks."
posted by ericb at 9:11 PM on April 5, 2006

It should probably be "celebrities" eating. I have no idea who most of these people are.
posted by CunningLinguist at 9:12 PM on April 5, 2006

OK here is a genuine celebrity ....and eats it too.
posted by hortense at 9:24 PM on April 5, 2006

Oh God yes.
*Masturbates*
posted by p3on at 9:28 PM on April 5, 2006

Heh. One of its "friends" is the occasionally brilliant Spamusment.
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 9:36 PM on April 5, 2006

This is possibly the stupidest thing I've ever had the reason to click on
posted by Debaser626 at 9:43 PM on April 5, 2006

and by that I mean that this is retarded
posted by Debaser626 at 9:44 PM on April 5, 2006

this is great. AAAA++++++++ would eat again!
posted by puke & cry at 9:47 PM on April 5, 2006 [1 favorite]

This is so fake. Everyone knows the Olsen twins don't eat.

Wait, what the hell am I doing?
posted by dirigibleman at 9:56 PM on April 5, 2006

I looked at all 141 pics. Do I get a prize?
posted by filchyboy at 9:59 PM on April 5, 2006

Berlusconi eats, too.
posted by StickyCarpet at 10:10 PM on April 5, 2006

Needs celebrities eating while crying for maximum meme goodness.
posted by keswick at 10:10 PM on April 5, 2006

(cick frame for video)
posted by StickyCarpet at 10:10 PM on April 5, 2006

There's a kind of "Fat Chicks in Party Hats" brilliance/idiocy to this site.
posted by papakwanz at 10:24 PM on April 5, 2006

"The opposite of eating" = best puking synonym ever.

I just love this site and I don't know why. I don't even know who most of the "celebrities" are but watching them shove burgers in their cakeholes (or should that be cake in their burgerholes?) is just captivating.
posted by TimeFactor at 10:31 PM on April 5, 2006

Celebrities wearing Chucks, both black and red.
posted by tellurian at 10:34 PM on April 5, 2006

heh @.
posted by delmoi at 10:38 PM on April 5, 2006

god if I ever become I celeberty, I'm never going to eat in public.
posted by delmoi at 10:47 PM on April 5, 2006

Agent Smith: You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson...
Neo: My name... is Nnn... uhHOARK!
posted by squirrel at 10:49 PM on April 5, 2006

Celebrities not eating.
posted by cenoxo at 10:49 PM on April 5, 2006

I was going to post the picture of Nicole Richie eating a corn dog, but then I decided to just go shoot myself in the head.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 10:50 PM on April 5, 2006

why cant i stop clicking ?
posted by sgt.serenity at 1:13 AM on April 6, 2006

I was hoping for "Celebrities, eaten."

Save the planet. Eat a celebrity.
posted by loquacious at 1:25 AM on April 6, 2006

I mean this is supposed to catch the celebs in moments they do not want to be seen ? Cmon to be seen is all they care about ! Their visibility is their LIFE, without they are Joe and Jane.

Why give the more ?
posted by elpapacito at 1:39 AM on April 6, 2006

tellurian:

Solid black chucks right now.

I feel so cool.

I'm not, mind you, but I feel like it at this time...

(wanders off, grinning and snapping fingers...)
posted by Samizdata at 4:49 AM on April 6, 2006

Stop the Internet, I wanna get off.
posted by Dr-Baa at 4:53 AM on April 6, 2006

Dude, the internet is chock full of porn. You can get off whenever.
posted by loquacious at 5:01 AM on April 6, 2006

I'm with knave - this FFP needs a WALKEN tag.

loquacious, someone who eats a celebrity would surely become even more famous.

(Starts planning a bar-b-que and dreaming of stardom.)
posted by Enron Hubbard at 5:20 AM on April 6, 2006

Awesome. I mean it, this was completely compelling.

This Olsen is giving us the finger.
posted by OmieWise at 5:57 AM on April 6, 2006

I have no idea who alot of these people are.... except for Walken, of course ... and that makes me feel gooood.
Though I did once see Ed Koch wolf down and entire (very fancy and very expensive) meal in like 2 minutes. He ate so fast, and so sloppily, that it looked like some sort of ritual self abuse. Too bad it was in pre-cellphone camera days.
posted by R. Mutt at 6:00 AM on April 6, 2006

someone who eats a celebrity would surely become even more famous.
posted by Enron Hubbard at 8:20 AM EST on April 6 [!]

I should want to cook [Mr. Belvedere] a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
posted by ND¢ at 6:11 AM on April 6, 2006

I heard that some celebrities try to get photographed eating hamburgers or other fatty foods if they've been accused of being anorexic.
posted by Packy_1962 at 6:47 AM on April 6, 2006

Samizdata:

My chucks are black - with grinning skulls on the heel. I outcool you all by a factor of, oh, a million.

But I have never had a corn dog.
posted by CunningLinguist at 6:50 AM on April 6, 2006

This is so compellingly awesome. Cannot stop looking for unknowable reason.

Also, I don't even have a TV and I know who these people are. So, uh, why don't you?!
posted by dame at 7:15 AM on April 6, 2006

'Cause I'm twice your age? And twice theirs, in most cases too.
posted by CunningLinguist at 7:38 AM on April 6, 2006

It appears that Harrison Ford is trying to remove his tongue.

You people have heard of Harrison Ford, right?
posted by mullacc at 8:00 AM on April 6, 2006

Touche, my ancient friend.
posted by dame at 8:06 AM on April 6, 2006

He's trying to feed it to Calista Flockhart.
posted by ao4047 at 8:58 AM on April 6, 2006

Shirley Manson eating a burger is weirdly compelling.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 9:14 AM on April 6, 2006

A fine, fine post. Fat Chicks in Party Hats-style captioning will always have a place in my heart.
posted by UKnowForKids at 10:06 AM on April 6, 2006

Harrison who? What? Please speak directly into my ear trumpet mullacc.
posted by CunningLinguist at 2:18 PM on April 6, 2006

What celebrity?
posted by wfc123 at 4:09 PM on April 6, 2006

loquacious, someone who eats a celebrity would surely become even more famous.

In the future, all the most famous people will be known by the celebritie(s) they've eaten.
posted by cell divide at 5:02 PM on April 6, 2006

I just read 50 comments trying to figure out WTF is Molvania. I didn't even realize I was in the wrong thread until I went back to the front page.
posted by ryanrs at 5:12 PM on April 6, 2006

Celebrities as kids.
posted by tellurian at 6:30 PM on April 6, 2006

This one of Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal is most definitely my favourite. Her cold, soulless, shark-like eyes as she crams the helpless green things into her gaping maw, his priceless "ew, what the fuck are you doing?" look...awesome.
posted by biscotti at 7:48 PM on April 6, 2006

God, even mowing down a burger Heidi Klum looks hot.
posted by quadog at 12:36 AM on April 7, 2006