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April 13, 2006 1:25 PM   Subscribe

Naked Melee Armageddon. You have roughly five seconds before the melee begins to load the screen with as many people as you can. When an alien and a human meet, they fight. They destroy each other with axes, explosions, ninja moves, electrocution, etc. No matter the outcome, both the winner and loser vanish. The only way to win is by outnumbering the enemy. [via]
posted by ND¢ (27 comments total)
It just seemed like there was a theme today.
posted by ND¢ at 1:25 PM on April 13, 2006

So this is a game wherein the only mechanic is how many times you can click the mouse in a given period. Lame.
posted by aladfar at 1:30 PM on April 13, 2006

Delivers what it promises.
posted by sonofsamiam at 1:30 PM on April 13, 2006

posted by dopamine at 1:32 PM on April 13, 2006

That was fun for approximately -3.19 seconds.
posted by loquacious at 1:33 PM on April 13, 2006

Which is to say I want my 157 clicks back.
posted by loquacious at 1:36 PM on April 13, 2006

It may have sucked, but it is the first time I have ever beaten a game on all levels.
posted by flarbuse at 1:38 PM on April 13, 2006

I like it when the humans bite off the aliens' heads. It was worth spraining my clickin' finger for that alone.

Seriously, who is looking for nuanced skill in Flash games? I've got crap to do. Sometimes you just want to watch a bunch of creepy androgynes smack some space-keester then go have a snack.
posted by abulafa at 1:47 PM on April 13, 2006

Actually, this was pretty awesome.
posted by kyleg at 1:52 PM on April 13, 2006

So that's what happened to those Pya Labs people.
posted by dhartung at 2:01 PM on April 13, 2006

I'm with kyleg. This was cool. Simple in its design, elegant in its concept. And the only game I've ever seen where you can lick your opponent to death.
posted by Hal Mumkin at 2:09 PM on April 13, 2006

You broke my mouse button.
posted by LordSludge at 2:22 PM on April 13, 2006

This game sucks!!!

*Goes back to playing Don't Shoot The Puppy*
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 2:24 PM on April 13, 2006

The 21st century version of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
posted by camcgee at 2:42 PM on April 13, 2006

Great analogy camcgee.

Stupid. I laughed. I played three times. Stopped.

Thanks for the time waster.
posted by C.Batt at 2:48 PM on April 13, 2006

yeah but what if . . . cartoons got saved?
posted by nola at 2:58 PM on April 13, 2006

I played it twice, enjoyed it twice. That's really about right for a Thursday afternoon. I mean, my boss is leaving for Italy tomorrow, if I'd started playing a highly addictive, multi-level video game just now... that might have been bad. Instead, I can play it twice, and then post comments about it.
posted by Squid Voltaire at 2:58 PM on April 13, 2006

I like simple games; this makes me happy. I enjoyed the animations the two times I played it, and now I'm done.
posted by davejay at 3:04 PM on April 13, 2006

This was really stupid.

Or am I just sore I couldn't master it?
posted by grobstein at 3:18 PM on April 13, 2006

How do you not shoot the puppy?
posted by drezdn at 3:28 PM on April 13, 2006

drezdn, after you click the mouse once, don't move it.

Cheep IR mice have a hard time with the game (mine did, anyay).
posted by Richard Daly at 3:36 PM on April 13, 2006

This is like a graphics-rich version of a game I invented in junior high on my calculator.

Press +. Press 1. Press the = button as many times as you can in 10 seconds. Marvel at score. Repeat.

Junior high was boring.
posted by Durhey at 3:47 PM on April 13, 2006

I liked to see how fast I could start and stop the stop watch on my watch. I believe my best was about 0.10 seconds. The watch claimed to have 0.XX resolution, but I wonder if it really did....
posted by Bort at 4:27 PM on April 13, 2006

On windows you can beat don't shoot the puppy by hitting alt+tab and going to another browser window
posted by delmoi at 4:54 PM on April 13, 2006

Shame to waste some nice design on such a weak mechanic. The tiniest shred of depth to the game would have been nice.
posted by cortex at 5:12 PM on April 13, 2006

I totally rule at don't shoot the puppy with my laptop trackpad.
posted by esch at 6:22 PM on April 13, 2006

This game is much harder if you wait for the countdown to finish before you start to click.
posted by MrMustard at 1:32 AM on April 14, 2006

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