If it's not gummy, you're not doing it right.

April 22, 2006 1:55 PM

Gummy Sex via
posted by CunningLinguist (18 comments total)

Dunno if it's the best idea for them to get into a hot-tub....
posted by RufusW at 2:17 PM on April 22, 2006

Cunninglinguist, indeed.
posted by arcticwoman at 2:31 PM on April 22, 2006

Finally! A pants-party for my mouth!
posted by loquacious at 2:52 PM on April 22, 2006

The title is better than the post. Nice title CunningLinguist.
posted by Eekacat at 2:53 PM on April 22, 2006

Yeah, I know it's sort of lame. But I'm bummed out, it's cold and rainy out, and this raised something of a smile. Mostly about how much time some people seem to have on their hands!
posted by CunningLinguist at 3:06 PM on April 22, 2006

I'm not surprised it came to this. If you don't eat gummies, after an hour they get hard.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:11 PM on April 22, 2006

It's cute, CunningLinguist, but it was the title that made me smile. And, you're absolutely right about the time thing. I remember when I had time to do stuff like this.
posted by Eekacat at 3:12 PM on April 22, 2006

That dude has a good deal of tags on those pictures
posted by The Boy at 4:39 PM on April 22, 2006

It's mostly threesomes. . . .those gummis really know how to live!
posted by Danf at 5:20 PM on April 22, 2006

I'm not surprised it came to this. If you don't eat gummies, after an hour they get hard.

They also get really sticky if you lick and then blow them. NO LIE!
posted by pokermonk at 6:13 PM on April 22, 2006

What perfect timing. Just this morning, I saw an ad for Gummy vitamins, and I thought "Oh My God -- that's brilliant." Now, you show me this which just raises it to a whole other level.

I don't care what the haters say. I loves me the gummy action. I wonder if they have Gummy Vitamin E.
posted by willnot at 7:08 PM on April 22, 2006

I bought a bottle of A,C,E gummi vitamins from CostCo. 4 gives you ~200% RDA, so you can't eat a lot or cellular respiration will stop.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 8:38 PM on April 22, 2006

Just this morning, I saw an ad for Gummy vitamins

Wake me when the Gummi birth control pills come out. Then I'll know civilization has peaked.
posted by jonmc at 7:38 AM on April 23, 2006

These Gummis... they vibrate?
posted by ancientgower at 8:54 AM on April 23, 2006

It's mostly threesomes. . . .those gummis really know how to live!

Yes, yes we do.

They also get really sticky if you lick and then blow them. NO LIE!

No comment.

Seriously though, fun post.
posted by gummi at 9:49 AM on April 23, 2006

Those were my thoughts, too, Heywood.
I even have a hard time with chewable vitamin c tabs.

/balrog gets hungry, goes into kitchen.
/discovers, once again, he has no food.
/opens dirty old pantry.
/sees container of chewable vitamin c tabs.
/takes container back to couch with him.
/resumes videogame play.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 11:19 AM on April 23, 2006

You can also do head transplants with them.
posted by stinkycheese at 2:33 PM on April 23, 2006

Yes, stinky, in which case you can determine how much the heads weigh.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 5:08 PM on April 23, 2006