Virtual Pamela Anderson
January 11, 2001 10:17 AM   Subscribe

Well, if Dogz and Catz ain't good enough virtual pets for you, now you can get your very own Virtual Pamela Anderson (certain to be popular with 15-year-old boys everywhere) complete with patented "Silicone on Silicon" technology.
posted by Steven Den Beste (11 comments total)
 
"The right gifts and attention create a happy PortaPam who blows kisses and dances at a nightclub." Hmm... what kind of dance at what kind of nightclub?

Before she made it (ahem) big, Pam Anderson was an (ahem) exotic dancer. That's what she was doing when she met her rich-husband-old-enough-to-be-her-grandfather from which she just inherited $450 million. Will this game take her back to her roots? (which are brunette, by the way, if she misses an appointment with her hairdresser?)

[Meow!]
posted by Steven Den Beste at 10:40 AM on January 11, 2001


Steven, aren't you thinking of Anna Nicole Smith?
posted by Avogadro at 10:51 AM on January 11, 2001


I am well over 15. But spunds like a good item to me. Please send me one.
posted by Postroad at 11:12 AM on January 11, 2001


Egad! You're right, Avogadro! (blush)

posted by Steven Den Beste at 11:49 AM on January 11, 2001


That's why his... um, *number* is so big.

:-)
posted by baylink at 12:23 PM on January 11, 2001


"Anna Nicole Smith profile".

Yeah, that's the way I like to look at her best.
posted by baylink at 12:24 PM on January 11, 2001


That's why his... um, *number* is so big.

Ewwww baylink, now I feel all icky...
posted by Avogadro at 1:19 PM on January 11, 2001


I dunno if Pam Anderson ever danced, but she did model before she became a Baywatch babe. (At this point I don't remember if she was from the first generation, when it was on a network, or the second generation, when it was first syndie'd, or the third ... 2nd sounds right, though.) She did have that sex movie of her and ex-hubby Tommy Lee stolen and published on the net by IEG.
posted by dhartung at 1:45 PM on January 11, 2001


She was a Labbatt's model, way back when she had natural-sized breasts. Then she became the Tool Girl on Home Improvement, then first-gen Baywatch, then VIP.

Canadian entertainment programs like it when Pammy does something, it's suddenly Canadian Content that "matters" and they can waste 2 minutes going through her career.

Up until the sex video, she was one of those people that Canadians were supposed to be proud of. Since then, she hasn't made any more noise in the Canadian media than she has in the American.

Which is still a lot. :-)

<sigh> I just realised that, thanks to content legislation, I have brain cells dedicated to storing this information
posted by cCranium at 2:11 PM on January 11, 2001


Sorry, Av; it *is* *your* handle... :-)
posted by baylink at 4:51 PM on January 11, 2001


The best part of this story is the name of the company that developed this "product." Eruptor Entertainment. Hah.
posted by kindall at 10:59 AM on January 13, 2001


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