Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?
Troy: Nooo, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend never heard of "The Food Chain".
[Flash to a picture of "Food Chain", with all animals and arrows pointing to a silhouette of a human.]
Just ask this scientician.
Scientician: [Looking up from a microscope.] Uhhh...
Troy: He'll tell you that, in nature, one creature invariably eats another creature to survive.
[Images of various wild carnivores attacking and eating others appear.]
Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
[Image of a cow quietly chewing cud.]
Jimmy: Wow, Mr. McClure. I was a grade A moron to ever question eating meat.
Troy: [Laughs.] Yes you were Jimmy, yes you were.
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