Tell Your Sex Story (NSFW)

July 17, 2006 11:33 PM

Tell Your Sex Story - a blog by Daniel and Sabrina (NSFW)
posted by persona non grata (21 comments total)

See also.
posted by disillusioned at 11:48 PM on July 17, 2006

Nicely designed site and all, but the stories themselves aren't all that great. There were better things on Usenet back in the day.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 12:19 AM on July 18, 2006

Yeah, found the stories kind of... meh.
posted by antifuse at 2:12 AM on July 18, 2006

I don't think you're allowed to do Usenet on the Web unless you do it badly.
posted by sneakums at 2:13 AM on July 18, 2006

Oh Christ, the poetry is profoundly bad:

She squeezed her hearts content
As I begun pinching her mountain crest

And so is the prose:

Oh, my readers, how I wish I could have had a mic hooked up just to record it for you, because the accoustics in our kitchen are quite lovely (as I’m sure our neighbors have noticed) but there was no time for that.

I wonder if this is, in fact, parody erotica.
posted by jack_mo at 3:55 AM on July 18, 2006

I don't think you're allowed to do Usenet on the Web unless you do it badly.

Yep.
posted by KirkJobSluder at 6:07 AM on July 18, 2006

i dunno about parody. but when you open up the site to contributions, you are opening up the site to shitty writing.

...not to mention i think i found a mildly pedophiliac story there. not a fan of the site.
posted by Doorstop at 6:08 AM on July 18, 2006

Other people's sex lives, stories and fantasies are pretty damn uninteresting. I wish "they" would stop trying to wow me.
posted by Captaintripps at 6:57 AM on July 18, 2006

Much better stuff (along with plenty of crap) at alt.sex.stories.moderated.
posted by letitrain at 8:48 AM on July 18, 2006

Why's it want me to save a file to my computer before I can see the site? (On the stupid library's computers).
posted by klangklangston at 8:55 AM on July 18, 2006

I think we should get every single member of MeFi to submit a story that starts with "One time, at band camp...."
posted by fenriq at 9:28 AM on July 18, 2006

you guys expect today's myspace crowd to know what the heck Usenet is? ;) If it's not on the clickyclicky world wide web, it can't possible be any good!
posted by drstein at 10:07 AM on July 18, 2006

drstein: even worse, I know someone who claimed a domain name was "unused" because whoever owned it didn't have a web page up.
posted by mrbill at 10:58 AM on July 18, 2006

Lame with a capital L.
posted by stenseng at 11:38 AM on July 18, 2006

mrbill writes "I know someone who claimed a domain name was 'unused' because whoever owned it didn't have a web page up."

This happens around here everytime there is a discussion about domain squatting.
posted by Mitheral at 11:41 AM on July 18, 2006

drstein: But it is on the web, it's even on Google! What more do you want?

Cos, you know, it's not like I don't have a business based on filtering, organizing and archiving chunks of Usenet...
posted by Freaky at 12:17 PM on July 18, 2006

Glad I didn't, er, pump up the site before I posted it. Agreed that the stories are crap, but I like the design and the idea and some of the pictures are quite interesting and refreshing given all the crap out there.
posted by persona non grata at 3:04 PM on July 18, 2006

Dear Penthhouse...I know this sounds crazy, but it's all true I swear!
posted by Smedleyman at 3:31 PM on July 18, 2006

The best site for free adult fiction, bar none:
http://www.asstr.org/main.html
posted by Vindaloo at 7:31 PM on July 18, 2006

And now, MeFi is three clicks away from "ever seen someone banging a girl while she's asleep! this girl had too much to drink! join now for full video!" Great.
posted by Wataki at 3:37 AM on July 19, 2006

Metafilter: when you open up the site to contributions, you are opening up the site to shitty writing.
posted by eustacescrubb at 3:48 AM on July 19, 2006