Like Mentos for your butt

August 6, 2006 3:25 PM

Sphincterine ass-tringent. Feel fresh all over. Even back there.
posted by mr_crash_davis (13 comments total)

I am truly grateful that this is not a YouTube link.
posted by hangashore at 3:28 PM on August 6, 2006

I hope you weren't planning on using the $30 to get out of Utah, crash :-(
posted by jonson at 3:32 PM on August 6, 2006

From their 'news' section:

"It's more convenient and definitely more comfortable than traditional candy canes." --Playboy
posted by stavrogin at 3:58 PM on August 6, 2006

FWIW a segment featuring this product resulted in one of Howard Stern's FCC fines.
posted by bdk3clash at 4:00 PM on August 6, 2006

Finally, something to do after my anal bleaching!
posted by unknowncommand at 5:06 PM on August 6, 2006

Mmm, smells like... Poopsie Blue!
posted by ottereroticist at 5:49 PM on August 6, 2006 [1 favorite]

From the Ingredient list:

Ingredient: Mentha Viridis (Spearmint Oil)
Purpose: Flavor/Tingle
Source:Plant

[italics and bold mine]
posted by exlotuseater at 6:14 PM on August 6, 2006

Seen deployed in OIF.

Saddam's Revenge is a bitch.
posted by Dagobert at 7:31 PM on August 6, 2006

Well flavor is important to those in the porn industry, I guess.

"Going ass-to-mouth never tasted better!"
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 7:34 PM on August 6, 2006

Sweet. I'd better stock up on ejaculoid.
posted by mrgrimm at 8:33 PM on August 6, 2006

Best of the Web my ass.

"Best of the Web" - my ass.
posted by bibliowench at 8:46 PM on August 6, 2006

It's a pity Redd Foxx isn't alive to see this.
posted by jonmc at 6:06 AM on August 7, 2006

Apply directly to . . . forehead?
posted by mmcg at 2:44 PM on August 7, 2006