Unicorns!
August 19, 2006 3:11 PM Subscribe
Not sure if these unicorns have the magical, mythical power to chase that.
posted by moonbird at 3:15 PM on August 19, 2006
posted by moonbird at 3:15 PM on August 19, 2006
I would just like to say that I was very amused by this part of that Wikipedia article:
In an episode of The Simpsons, the unicorn is seen trying to sneak Eve (played by Marge) back in the Garden of Eden and dies in the process, angering God (Ned Flanders) enough to banish her from the garden.
Wikipedia: the world's foremost resource for how things relate to The Simpsons.
posted by reklaw at 3:16 PM on August 19, 2006
In an episode of The Simpsons, the unicorn is seen trying to sneak Eve (played by Marge) back in the Garden of Eden and dies in the process, angering God (Ned Flanders) enough to banish her from the garden.
Wikipedia: the world's foremost resource for how things relate to The Simpsons.
posted by reklaw at 3:16 PM on August 19, 2006
I'm afraid you missed the greatest unicorn book.
posted by piratebowling at 3:21 PM on August 19, 2006
posted by piratebowling at 3:21 PM on August 19, 2006
that second to last link is actually not safe for all of humanity.
posted by bob sarabia at 3:40 PM on August 19, 2006
posted by bob sarabia at 3:40 PM on August 19, 2006
Hmmm ...
"Oh, well, I guess a virgin goddess can join an orgy if she wants to... she's only putting her own fingers in, and Clinton showed us that mouths, fingers, vibrators, cigars, and presidential aides don't count.
"Oh, sorry, was that cynical?"
How did we get from erotic unicorns to Tonight Show monologue jokes so quickly?
posted by krinklyfig at 3:42 PM on August 19, 2006
"Oh, well, I guess a virgin goddess can join an orgy if she wants to... she's only putting her own fingers in, and Clinton showed us that mouths, fingers, vibrators, cigars, and presidential aides don't count.
"Oh, sorry, was that cynical?"
How did we get from erotic unicorns to Tonight Show monologue jokes so quickly?
posted by krinklyfig at 3:42 PM on August 19, 2006
On a more serious note, it sucks to be an animal in a circus.
posted by intermod at 3:49 PM on August 19, 2006
posted by intermod at 3:49 PM on August 19, 2006
It's possible that the unicorn in the video link (third from last) is actually not a unicorn at all.
posted by found missing at 3:51 PM on August 19, 2006
posted by found missing at 3:51 PM on August 19, 2006
From further exploration of that second to last link ...
"at least dogs never quote the bible at me"
posted by krinklyfig at 3:54 PM on August 19, 2006
"at least dogs never quote the bible at me"
posted by krinklyfig at 3:54 PM on August 19, 2006
I think I need one of those shirts.
posted by OverlappingElvis at 4:24 PM on August 19, 2006
posted by OverlappingElvis at 4:24 PM on August 19, 2006
Don't forget CocoRosie's Noah's Ark album cover.
posted by premiumpolar at 4:30 PM on August 19, 2006
posted by premiumpolar at 4:30 PM on August 19, 2006
I saw the second to last link, and I think overall I would have rather seen a monkey eat his own jizz.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 5:20 PM on August 19, 2006
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 5:20 PM on August 19, 2006
uniporn.
posted by loquacious at 5:24 PM on August 19, 2006
posted by loquacious at 5:24 PM on August 19, 2006
This should be featured back to back with the gay unicorn animation. Strap-on horns indeed.
posted by adipocere at 5:33 PM on August 19, 2006
posted by adipocere at 5:33 PM on August 19, 2006
I have the unicorn shirt! But in blue. It's from Threadless.com
posted by Windigo at 1:36 AM on August 20, 2006
posted by Windigo at 1:36 AM on August 20, 2006
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