SpandexMan

September 25, 2006 10:20 AM

SpandexMan - Your source for hot spandex costumes. mnsfw!
posted by thirteenkiller (33 comments total)

Not a self link fyi
posted by thirteenkiller at 10:20 AM on September 25, 2006

My eyes!
posted by MythMaker at 10:25 AM on September 25, 2006

I am a superhero unitard!
posted by Mister_A at 10:32 AM on September 25, 2006

I'm bookmarking this until the time is right. This will be perfect to spring on someone I know at some point in time (maybe Halloween?). Thanks. :)
posted by bim at 10:36 AM on September 25, 2006

Unitard sounds like an insult.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:44 AM on September 25, 2006

I am thinking of a word, just one word, and that word is snug.

I assume - but am currently unwilling to check - that bananahammocks.com was already taken?
posted by Divine_Wino at 10:57 AM on September 25, 2006

Sweet, I work at a costume shop and superhero costumes uniformly suck because they're not fitted enough. Now I know where to refer people to when they want something that fits better.
posted by Jawn at 10:59 AM on September 25, 2006

posted by Dipsomaniac at 11:02 AM on September 25, 2006

FYI, from thier FAQ's ...White is always a bit transparent , especially when wet.
posted by R. Mutt at 11:05 AM on September 25, 2006

Yeah, uh listen. So I got this spiderman costume, but it sucks, it's all loose and flappy? I'm looking for something hot pink that is going to seriously hug my nuts. Like just clamp down and pin 'em to my inner-thigh, you got anything like that? Real thin straps that barely cover my hairy nipples? Spandexman.com you say? Ok, cool then lemme just get a case of whippits and that Spiro Agnew mask.
posted by Divine_Wino at 11:08 AM on September 25, 2006 [1 favorite]

Ahh wino, when you said a case of whippits I immediately thought of skinny little dogs, and wondered where one buys them by the case, and to what end, etc. But that would be a case of whippets.
posted by Mister_A at 11:12 AM on September 25, 2006

I had a case of whippets once, but the penicillin cleared it right up.
posted by yhbc at 11:13 AM on September 25, 2006

Oooh! Both active tops and active bottoms! teehee
posted by Ogre Lawless at 11:23 AM on September 25, 2006

Talk about not leaving a lot to the imagination.

On the bright side, I've got Christmas wrapped up this year already!
posted by thekilgore at 11:24 AM on September 25, 2006

There are similar outfits at the Tight Fit Museum.
posted by madamjujujive at 11:33 AM on September 25, 2006

Man, like these people needed any encouragement.
posted by Afroblanco at 11:53 AM on September 25, 2006

posted by StrasbourgSecaucus at 12:03 PM on September 25, 2006

For some reason I kept thinking, "CSI preview."
posted by rob511 at 1:20 PM on September 25, 2006

I hope the forthcoming CSI dedicated to zentai uses music as moving as in this video.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 1:40 PM on September 25, 2006

O M G ^
posted by thirteenkiller at 1:45 PM on September 25, 2006

He wants you to want him.
posted by oddman at 2:00 PM on September 25, 2006

Where do you guys keep finding the fake magic cards that always make me laugh so? Do you make them yourselves or something?
posted by Bageena at 2:31 PM on September 25, 2006

Dynamic.
posted by Superfrankenstein at 2:50 PM on September 25, 2006

Style #322
Body Bag With Legs
Totally enclosed but able to walk.
Zipper in hood and back.
Feel like a Mummy but walk like an Egyptian.
This style can be customized with a 16 in crotch to butt zipper.

!!!!!

WHAT
THE
FUCK
INTERNET?
posted by loquacious at 3:08 PM on September 25, 2006

You have reached the end of the internets. Please turn off your computer and go outside to play.
posted by caddis at 4:25 PM on September 25, 2006

I assume - but am currently unwilling to check - that bananahammocks.com was already taken?

I checked. It's taken, but Under Construction. Presumably by a Mefite.
posted by hoborg at 5:02 PM on September 25, 2006

Words fail me.
posted by hifiparasol at 5:47 PM on September 25, 2006

>StrasbourgSecaucus

"My eyes...the goggles do nothing!"
posted by jkaczor at 7:10 PM on September 25, 2006

Wait'll you people see the Borat trailer.
posted by A dead Quaker at 7:29 PM on September 25, 2006

Ahem. The Borat trailer.
posted by A dead Quaker at 7:29 PM on September 25, 2006

Bageena: I think most are from here.
posted by sonofsamiam at 7:55 PM on September 25, 2006

Thank you Alex Trebek. For $1, What is a Moose Knuckle?
posted by spacelux at 11:44 PM on September 25, 2006

This is a hot look
posted by antifuse at 2:26 AM on September 26, 2006