October 15, 2006 10:05 PM   Subscribe

13 haunted houses that will make you wet your pants.
posted by WolfDaddy (9 comments total)
"too late..." - Abraham Simpson
posted by jonson at 10:32 PM on October 15, 2006

I thought those were going to be real haunted houses. Ah well.
posted by vernondalhart at 10:33 PM on October 15, 2006

Wimps. I could wet my pants in five.
posted by hal9k at 11:03 PM on October 15, 2006

This just makes me annoyed that none of them are within driving distance of Portland. Curse you!!
posted by Parannoyed at 11:23 PM on October 15, 2006

Netherworld is a great haunted house. I'm glad that it earned a mention.
posted by Alison at 5:59 AM on October 16, 2006

I'm such a wimp, I scream my head off when I go around a corner and I know some dude in a costume is going to jump out at me. I run through these kinds of things with my head down, eyes closed and grabbing my friends arm to guide me, and I still scream the loudest.

Still, these look damn cool. I wish I weren't such a wimp.
posted by piratebowling at 6:20 AM on October 16, 2006

Cool! I love me a good scare!
posted by ObscureReferenceMan at 7:43 AM on October 16, 2006

I wish some of these were in my area. All the haunted houses I've been have been disappointments. They all seem to follow the same mtv formula: blasting white zombie-ish metal throughout, no suspense or build up, just costumed guys jumping out at you in every room. Its like the chainsaw massacre remake(s) approach to horror - a constant assault on the senses that quickly loses impack, no sense of craft or quality (like, say, the original chainsaw massacre).
posted by rsanheim at 9:58 AM on October 16, 2006

This is one of those rare times I regret moving from NY to Seattle. No decent haunted houses, and no decent roller coasters.

Damn it!
posted by lumpenprole at 11:37 AM on October 16, 2006

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