orlando has vulture problems
January 31, 2001 8:41 AM Subscribe
Like it needs to be said, but vultures are disgusting. When I'm at home during the summer, I go jogging around the neighborhood. One day I was jogging up a hill and saw two big black birds. When I got closer, I saw their little red heads picking at a dead animal. I was so scared; I thought they were going to fly at me and eat me cuz they were staring at me like I was lunch. I was kinda confused because I live in New Jersey and, well, that's not a place you usually see vultures.
Officials installed a device in 1999 that screeched every 45 seconds -- simulating the cry of a dying buzzard.
Why would this make the vultures leave? They eat dead flesh. I'm not sure they eat their own kind, but I wouldn't be surprised.
posted by evilmaryellen at 9:29 AM on January 31, 2001
Officials installed a device in 1999 that screeched every 45 seconds -- simulating the cry of a dying buzzard.
Why would this make the vultures leave? They eat dead flesh. I'm not sure they eat their own kind, but I wouldn't be surprised.
posted by evilmaryellen at 9:29 AM on January 31, 2001
"Valuable for removal of disease-causing carrion and garbage"
They probably think we're pretty damned ugly, too.
posted by mimi at 9:48 AM on January 31, 2001
They probably think we're pretty damned ugly, too.
posted by mimi at 9:48 AM on January 31, 2001
Honk, I didn't find anything in the article that diverged greatly from feature journalism, which this obviously is. You've heard of feature journalism? They mention that in school? Jeez.
I agree it's too cutesy by half, but then I prefer my humor dry.
posted by dhartung at 9:51 AM on January 31, 2001
I agree it's too cutesy by half, but then I prefer my humor dry.
posted by dhartung at 9:51 AM on January 31, 2001
"Let us praise the noble turkey vulture: No one envies him; he harms nobody; and he contemplates our little world from a most serene and noble height." --Edward Abbey
Turkey vultures are the only species that benefited from the creation of the Interstate Highway system in the U.S. Net increase in roadkill, net increase in vultures.
By the way, they can be a sign of good luck. I learned this rhyme from Kathryn Windham Tucker for counting them:
One for sorrow, Two for joy,
Three brings letters, Four, a boy;
Five for silver, Six for gold,
Seven for a secret that's never been told.
I figure if you see eight, there's probably something dead nearby, or a major updraft.
All hail the noble turkey vulture.
posted by Ereneta at 10:39 AM on January 31, 2001
Turkey vultures are the only species that benefited from the creation of the Interstate Highway system in the U.S. Net increase in roadkill, net increase in vultures.
By the way, they can be a sign of good luck. I learned this rhyme from Kathryn Windham Tucker for counting them:
One for sorrow, Two for joy,
Three brings letters, Four, a boy;
Five for silver, Six for gold,
Seven for a secret that's never been told.
I figure if you see eight, there's probably something dead nearby, or a major updraft.
All hail the noble turkey vulture.
posted by Ereneta at 10:39 AM on January 31, 2001
I am confused. When I saw the lead to this piece, I thought it was a reference to the earlier link about a guy from Jersey, a Jews for Jesus fellow, who was to build a biblical theme Park. Could there be a connection between Orlando theme parks and vultures. Or since vultures munch on the dead, to the many elderly that flock to that area? As for scavenger birds in Jersey.....
posted by Postroad at 10:58 AM on January 31, 2001
posted by Postroad at 10:58 AM on January 31, 2001
Actually, there is a decent vulture (black and turkey) population in New Jersey. If you are at all interested in birds of prey, by all means hie thee to The Raptor Trust in Millington. It is one of the premiere oganizations for the rehabilitations of birds of prey.
posted by plinth at 1:27 PM on January 31, 2001
posted by plinth at 1:27 PM on January 31, 2001
Ah, Millington. My neck of the woods.
posted by evilmaryellen at 2:13 PM on January 31, 2001
posted by evilmaryellen at 2:13 PM on January 31, 2001
Ereneta - that's also traditionally a rhyme for counting crows. In addition, the band Counting Crows has a song called "A murder of one" whose lyrics go "One for sorrow, two for joy - three for girls and four for boys, five silver six for gold, seven for a secret never to be told..."
posted by annathea at 2:34 PM on January 31, 2001
posted by annathea at 2:34 PM on January 31, 2001
"...talons that could carry away a chubby Chihuahua..."
...a dead and rotting one, that is. If the vulture waited its turn, for the hyenas fo finish with the carcass.
posted by dfowler at 8:35 PM on January 31, 2001
...a dead and rotting one, that is. If the vulture waited its turn, for the hyenas fo finish with the carcass.
posted by dfowler at 8:35 PM on January 31, 2001
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On the other hand, maybe the journalism I was taught is no longer acceptible and this friendly, folksy, gaggingly cute prose is what passes for news writing today.
posted by honkzilla at 9:22 AM on January 31, 2001