"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson
November 5, 2006 4:33 PM   Subscribe

The philosophy of sex. Observations on the world's oldest pastime by its foremost current visionaries.
posted by clevershark (16 comments total)

via digg or what?
posted by casconed at 4:51 PM on November 5, 2006

A little thin. You can fill out the list here.
posted by boaz at 4:58 PM on November 5, 2006

retarded; also, poorly done - Paglia's attributed quote is famously by G. Burns. What would, for example, Camille Paglia know about 1) having a penis, or 2) being 90? Billy Crystal's quote is actually just something a character Billy Crystal played in City Slickers once said.
posted by jonson at 5:08 PM on November 5, 2006

I liked Woody Allen's and that was about it. Oh and Jack Nicholson's. Beyond that it was kind of lame and had a whole bunch of people I've never heard of.
posted by fenriq at 5:23 PM on November 5, 2006

I've seen a couple of those quotes attributed to a number of people.

From Boaz's link, and oddly relevant:

Moral crusade: Public activity undertaken by middle-aged men who are cheating on their wives or diddling little boys. Moral crusades are particularly popular among those seeking power for their own personal pleasure, politicians who can't think of anything useful to do with their mandates, and religious professionals suffering from a personal inability to communicate with their god.

posted by kableh at 5:55 PM on November 5, 2006

I liked it.
The Steve Martin quote made me laugh out loud.
-and Barbara Bush is right.
posted by squidfartz at 7:08 PM on November 5, 2006

I bet Barbara remembers every one who's sucked her cock, for sure, since she's got such a beautiful mind and all.
posted by fenriq at 7:16 PM on November 5, 2006

I don't think a single quote on that page was correctly attributed.
posted by muddylemon at 7:29 PM on November 5, 2006

Jack Nicholson's made me wonder if he was talking about his real mother, whom he was raised to believe was his sister, or his grandmother, whom he was raised to believe was his mother.

If it was even correctly attributed, which is a big "if."
posted by Navelgazer at 9:09 PM on November 5, 2006

Since when is a page of questionably attributed quotations about sex a sufficient front page link for The Blue? The only vaguely significant differences between that link and this one are the mug shots.

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone ...it's a fair cop.
posted by ZachsMind at 9:16 PM on November 5, 2006

I heard this one some where, I don't remember where.

" My wife and I have married sex now, we bump into each other in the hall and say fuck you"
posted by wtfchuck at 9:46 PM on November 5, 2006

Robin Williams wins!
posted by jeffburdges at 5:59 AM on November 6, 2006

I kind of liked DeNiro's and Rod Stewarts.
posted by jonmc at 7:34 AM on November 6, 2006

Wow...this is something I never could've gotten in a chain e-mail from that sort-of friend who only maintains relationships through the forwarding of dodgy jokes: misattributed celebrity quotes about sex.

Next on MetaFilter: uncanny similarities between JFK and Abraham Lincoln!
posted by the sobsister at 9:14 AM on November 6, 2006

I thought it was moranland...so...there's that....
And I'd be all over Camille Paglia's 90 year old penis.
posted by Smedleyman at 2:24 PM on November 6, 2006

Groucho once asked a man with a dozen children how that had happened...

The man replied, "well, Groucho, I love my wife."

Groucho said, "Well, I love my cigar... but I've got to take it out sometime."
posted by ewkpates at 5:41 AM on November 7, 2006

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