Microsoft Firefox
November 11, 2006 12:08 PM Subscribe
Microsoft Firefox! (It's better now... like seriously!)
RSS (Real Simple Sex)
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.
Too funny!
posted by EatTheWeek at 12:19 PM on November 11, 2006
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.
Too funny!
posted by EatTheWeek at 12:19 PM on November 11, 2006
RSS (Real Simple Sex)
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.
The video is well-done, also. Bwah-ha!
posted by spock at 12:20 PM on November 11, 2006
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.
The video is well-done, also. Bwah-ha!
posted by spock at 12:20 PM on November 11, 2006
When I built my computer and installed Windows, I opened IE once and only once - to download Firefox.
posted by EatTheWeek at 12:23 PM on November 11, 2006
posted by EatTheWeek at 12:23 PM on November 11, 2006
Hilarious. Didn't some Sun scripters help with this?
posted by peewinkle at 12:38 PM on November 11, 2006
posted by peewinkle at 12:38 PM on November 11, 2006
The video, the video is SO cool. I don't think I even get what it's trying to say, but it's completely awesome.
posted by Milkman Dan at 12:44 PM on November 11, 2006
posted by Milkman Dan at 12:44 PM on November 11, 2006
Well, that was a flat handed cactus slap.
posted by loquacious at 1:03 PM on November 11, 2006
posted by loquacious at 1:03 PM on November 11, 2006
*stands perfectly still for 3 frames, then says something vaguely disturbing about encasing a baby in rubber while beating off to videos of mother's crying*
posted by cerulgalactus at 1:16 PM on November 11, 2006
posted by cerulgalactus at 1:16 PM on November 11, 2006
Why yes, that misplaced apostrophie was intentional. Why do you ask?
posted by cerulgalactus at 1:19 PM on November 11, 2006
posted by cerulgalactus at 1:19 PM on November 11, 2006
mmh.. I smell some lawsuits coming.
posted by darkripper at 2:01 PM on November 11, 2006
posted by darkripper at 2:01 PM on November 11, 2006
"The removal of Microsoft Firefox from your system violates international copyright law. Therefore, you cannot legally uninstall Microsoft Firefox."
heh. something like this will be buried in Vista's EULA, bet on it...
posted by I, Credulous at 2:02 PM on November 11, 2006
heh. something like this will be buried in Vista's EULA, bet on it...
posted by I, Credulous at 2:02 PM on November 11, 2006
I think the video is the real IE7 one that came out about 8 months ago - with a new title screen tagged on the end.
posted by Dag Maggot at 5:03 PM on November 11, 2006
posted by Dag Maggot at 5:03 PM on November 11, 2006
I absolutely read the article, son. I quoted the bloody thing up top.
posted by EatTheWeek at 5:38 PM on November 11, 2006
posted by EatTheWeek at 5:38 PM on November 11, 2006
What would you call that? RTFPP, maybe?
posted by EatTheWeek at 5:40 PM on November 11, 2006
posted by EatTheWeek at 5:40 PM on November 11, 2006
RTFFPP
posted by TechnoLustLuddite at 9:24 PM on November 11, 2006
posted by TechnoLustLuddite at 9:24 PM on November 11, 2006
This is real: ie7.com
but it's still pretty funny.
posted by oncogenesis at 9:35 PM on November 11, 2006
but it's still pretty funny.
posted by oncogenesis at 9:35 PM on November 11, 2006
Supports opaque transparency
An oblique feature, for sure.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:50 PM on November 11, 2006
An oblique feature, for sure.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:50 PM on November 11, 2006
resembles a tit or a boob
Or?! Have I been missing something all my life? Are there laydee bump things that I have not been made aware of?With all the porn I watch, I'm stunned. Looks like I'll have to investigate this internet porn thing...
posted by TheDonF at 2:32 AM on November 12, 2006
Or?! Have I been missing something all my life? Are there laydee bump things that I have not been made aware of?
posted by TheDonF at 2:32 AM on November 12, 2006
I don't understand the video because I am not 1337 like all you guys, but the song that's used in it is my second favorite Ennio Morricone song of all time!!! Woo!
posted by stemlot at 11:11 AM on November 12, 2006
posted by stemlot at 11:11 AM on November 12, 2006
but the song that's used in it is my second favorite Ennio Morricone song of all time!!! Woo!
And it's from a good movie too :)
posted by darkripper at 2:55 PM on November 12, 2006
And it's from a good movie too :)
posted by darkripper at 2:55 PM on November 12, 2006
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