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December 12, 2006 10:16 PM   Subscribe

THE BEST USB DRIVE EVAR!! (flash video.) Via here and here.
posted by loquacious (35 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
 
Except that its not a USB drive, it has no storage, just a humpadelic action. But it is pretty funny.

How soon until someone makes a hot chick one of these? Hell, whole pron recreations with USB power?

I do love this funny, funky world!
posted by fenriq at 10:25 PM on December 12, 2006


High-tech wind-up toy. Really, I like it.
posted by luftmensch at 10:29 PM on December 12, 2006


Not a USB drive? Bummer, man. I was really hoping each, uh, thrust indicated data transfer or something.
posted by arto at 10:42 PM on December 12, 2006


arto, write up a business plan and I will happily become an investor! As long as the first model is Jenna Jameson and it can talk or, at least, moan.
posted by fenriq at 10:53 PM on December 12, 2006


Meh.

And also, worst use of the batshitinsane tag ever.
posted by Effigy2000 at 11:22 PM on December 12, 2006


I want a humpy usb chick.

and how.
posted by squidfartz at 11:26 PM on December 12, 2006


And also, worst use of the batshitinsane tag ever.

In retrospect, and learning that it's not actually a storage drive, you're probably right. Removed.
posted by loquacious at 11:39 PM on December 12, 2006


We're all doomed.
posted by zardoz at 11:41 PM on December 12, 2006


Perhaps somewhat ironically, on learning that it's not actually a storage drive, I would like to remove my 'Meh' and replace it with a 'Heh.'
posted by Effigy2000 at 11:46 PM on December 12, 2006


We're all doomed.

Exactly my point!

Also, I'm not sure if that comment is eponysterical or not. Sean Connery in red leather short-shorts is pretty doomed, though.
posted by loquacious at 11:55 PM on December 12, 2006


I guess there'll be a lot more USB-powered gags in the future.. And eventually some semi-talented 'artist' will make USB-powered sculptures?

Meh. More fodder for the landfills.
posted by unmake at 12:02 AM on December 13, 2006


There's this idea I like to see made. Inflatable UBC drives, wowie!
posted by phyrewerx at 12:09 AM on December 13, 2006


I couldn't look away.

Until I did.
posted by drezdn at 7:08 AM on December 13, 2006


Shouldn't this be marked "NSFW"?
posted by davy at 7:25 AM on December 13, 2006


only if you work in a dog pound
posted by blag at 7:30 AM on December 13, 2006


Here y'go, loq - you've bagged yourself an Atari 2600 with a copy of Custer's Revenge. Though the 3DO was given away earlier, you can still have the Plumbers Don't Wear Ties disc for that system.
posted by Smart Dalek at 7:33 AM on December 13, 2006


Sweet!! I've been looking for that cart for years and years, and, well, any functioning 2600 is a welcome addition to the morgue.

Is joke. I do not collect old console systems, but I have had friends who do so in a most upsettingly unwholesome and maniacal manner. However, I do run a small but warm and welcoming home for handheld computers of all vintages.
posted by loquacious at 7:52 AM on December 13, 2006


YouTube link.
posted by ifranzen at 8:20 AM on December 13, 2006


Oh man, that reminds me...I still totally want one of these wooden memory sticks for Christmas.
posted by Milkman Dan at 8:25 AM on December 13, 2006


Well, damn, would you look at that? I ask and its already been deliverd.
posted by fenriq at 8:29 AM on December 13, 2006


Sweet edible bootliners! We are doomed.
posted by loquacious at 8:34 AM on December 13, 2006


The YouTube version pixellates the -- err, metal piece that fits in the USB slot. (WTF do you call that anyway?) That's funny, in a meta-reference to YouTube NSFW standards. I think.
posted by maudlin at 8:44 AM on December 13, 2006


WTF do you call that anyway?

A dongle?

What'd I say? Dongle. Dongle. Dongle. Doggle?
posted by loquacious at 8:46 AM on December 13, 2006


It's pixellated as a joke. In Japan, they pixellate the genetalia on all porn.
posted by wfc123 at 9:06 AM on December 13, 2006


I always just thought Japanese people had a blur cloud where their genitals were. Thanks for clearing that up, wfc123!
posted by fenriq at 9:14 AM on December 13, 2006


unmake writes "And eventually some semi-talented 'artist' will make USB-powered sculptures?"

They'd only be limited by the 500mA available on the bus.

Milkman Dan writes "I still totally want one of these wooden memory sticksfor Christmas."

I think I've found a use for that 32MB memory stick I've got sitting on my desk.
posted by Mitheral at 10:23 AM on December 13, 2006


Damn it Matt.
posted by Mitheral at 11:16 AM on December 13, 2006


Also, this page has three versions of the humpin' dog AND a Chameleon with CrAzY eYeS (scroll down).
posted by fenriq at 12:16 PM on December 13, 2006


That Chameleon would be nifty if you could program it to react to system events. IE: instead of the warning bong the lizard goes crazy.
posted by Mitheral at 12:26 PM on December 13, 2006


MetaFilter: Warning Bong. The Lizard Goes Crazy.
posted by loquacious at 12:39 PM on December 13, 2006


Every time I see this video I die a little inside.
posted by clevershark at 1:16 PM on December 13, 2006


This isn't funny, so I'm going to assume it's guerilla marketing. I will be walking down the street tomorrow and suddenly, without warning, I will crave mountain dew.
posted by tehloki at 4:47 PM on December 13, 2006


That USB twig site is creepy. They sell hats made of human hair! Some other products are hilarious, some NSFW. (Not to derail though.)
posted by NewBornHippy at 11:18 PM on December 13, 2006


WTF do you call that anyway?

Please take this to AskMefi.
posted by NewBornHippy at 11:32 PM on December 13, 2006


And then there's news of the USB Octopus that pulses blue during data transfers.
posted by fenriq at 9:57 AM on December 14, 2006


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