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December 27, 2006 1:58 PM   Subscribe

EarthShell, a small Maryland company that makes environment-friendly packaging (among others) may wink out of existence thanks to PIPEs, or private investments in public equities. Who likes PIPEs? Hedge Funds, mostly. Companies that take the pipe, as it were, may be sealing their doom. 10 percent of PIPE deals done this year are 'death spirals', where the company's stock price plummets from short selling by the financiers who structured the deal in the first place. And of course it's legal if you don't get caught shorting the stock naked and covering with the shares from the PIPE. (BTW, http://www.earthshell.com appears to be on the margins now or I'd have linked it).
posted by nj_subgenius (19 comments total) 3 users marked this as a favorite
 
It's almost as if the causes for the Great Depression weren't taught in business school: it's pretty scary how large chunks of the global economy are propped up on hedge funds, which are attractive, among other things, mainly for how little regulation exists over them.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:11 PM on December 27, 2006


it's legal if you don't get caught
Nice logic there.
posted by Crash at 2:17 PM on December 27, 2006


it's the logic they use.....
posted by nj_subgenius at 2:20 PM on December 27, 2006


I didn't see an explicit link between EarthShell and PIPEs anywhere -- did I miss it?

As b1tr0t suggests, the use of a PIPE would seem to indicate a longer period of shaky capitalization and risky expansion bids.
posted by dhartung at 3:08 PM on December 27, 2006


b1tr0t, I don't think you want to give people the impression that only big investors get hurt in hedge funds. Hedge funds hurt us all by creating and then trading on volatility market-wide. Check this out, courtesy of Patrick Byrne, CEO of Overstock.com, which is a bit painful but instructive if you have an hour to give away.
posted by nj_subgenius at 3:12 PM on December 27, 2006


dhartung, take a look the the cornell partners website over once again. Then look at when EarthShell stock price tanked.
posted by nj_subgenius at 3:15 PM on December 27, 2006


b1tr0t, Greenspan said "the probability that LTCM’s collapse would unravel the entire world financial system was significantly less than 50 percent.".

Which implies, to my mind, that it was north of 25%, or he would have used that number instead.

I'd say "wrecking the world economy" would rank up there in immoral behavior.
posted by Malor at 3:38 PM on December 27, 2006


An interesting read entitled "Hands Off Hedge Funds" from Foreign Affairs. I disagree with the conclusion, but it's full of great information and definitely presents an interesting argument.
posted by SeizeTheDay at 3:55 PM on December 27, 2006


I would recommend looking at Overstock/Patrick Byrne's past few archived quarterly conference calls. The live ones are frequently difficult to get into because anyone involved in the financial industry knows that he's going to turn it into a total freak show and make a spectacular jackass of himself.
posted by milkrate at 4:06 PM on December 27, 2006


Patrick Byrne isn't exactly the most objective critic. I'm not sure if this is discussed in the slides nj_subgenius linked to, but Overstock.com has been involved in a legal battle with a research firm and hedge fund that are short on the stock. I'm not up to speed on all the details, but I know enough that I'd take whatever Byrne says with a heavy dose of skepticism. But I'm probably biased since a friend of mine used to work for one of the companies involved in the legal case.

But b1tr0t is on the money here--hedge funds can't really be summed up so easily. They're not all trying to be LTCM and they're not all distressed PIPE investors.
posted by mullacc at 4:16 PM on December 27, 2006


Yeah, Byrne is not objective. He's got something of a vendetta against Rocker Partners and Gradient. Mutual funds are taking a stronger percentage of the PIPE market, although hedge funds this year are taking over a third of the business.
posted by nj_subgenius at 4:37 PM on December 27, 2006


A PIPE dilutes existing equity; of course the stock falls after a PIPE. But it would fall just as much if the company just sold more shares to the public or took on a big bunch of debt. Blaming the PIPE doesn't make a lot of sense.

The insider-trading actions linked seem to be more about trading on nonpublic information than about doing something nasty with a PIPE that couldn't be done with some other form of investment.
posted by Mid at 4:48 PM on December 27, 2006


EarthShell is in the dump because their their OpEx grossly exceeds their Revenues; not "thanks to" a PIPE.

@b1tr0t: Anyone can invest in hedge funds in Australia
posted by fourstar at 6:04 PM on December 27, 2006


b1t: no shit. What is your point?
posted by fourstar at 6:21 PM on December 27, 2006


To reiterate what everyone else said, companies generally accept PIPES because of a preexisting problem. This method lets them get a cash infusion for less cost than a public bond or equity issue. The PIPE is rarely the cause of the problem, even though it is obviously correlated with the a problem.
posted by subtle-t at 7:57 PM on December 27, 2006


Extra "a" there, whoops.
posted by subtle-t at 7:57 PM on December 27, 2006


Patrick Byrne:
During the session, Byrne admitted to making up stories about being gay and a coke-head in the hopes of uncovering a mysterious group short-sellers led by a "Sith Lord." These individuals allegedly engineered an intricate conspiracy to cripple Overstock. Part of the conspiracy included tapping Byrne's phone calls and apparently some kind of spy ring.
I'm sure there's lots of crazy shit that goes on in the financial world, as elsewhere, and just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you, but I'd find Dr. Byrne more convincing had he been making these allegations back when he was a media darling for being clever enough to buy up the detritus of erstwhile dot-coms cheap.
posted by IshmaelGraves at 8:07 PM on December 27, 2006


During the session, Byrne admitted to making up stories about being gay and a coke-head in the hopes of uncovering a mysterious group short-sellers led by a "Sith Lord."

I am trying -- but failing -- to understand how admitting to homosexual proclivities and drug addiction would assist in uncovering a mysterious group of short sellers lead by a "Sith Lord". I suspect we're not being told the entire story.
posted by little miss manners at 10:38 PM on December 27, 2006


Ha ha ha, that's hilarious fourstar. Their numbers are even worse over at Yahoo finance. Google rounds everything to the nearest $10,000 which boosts EarthShell's revenue by 20%.
posted by ryanrs at 11:48 PM on December 27, 2006


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