Blind cod, netted 40 times, retires to aquarium.
February 8, 2001 9:41 AM   Subscribe

Eat it! Eat it!! Cod is tasty!!
posted by argybarg at 10:25 AM on February 8, 2001

posted by Hackworth at 10:33 AM on February 8, 2001

it was too Skinny to eat. that's why i try to watch My weight.
posted by th3ph17 at 10:58 AM on February 8, 2001

"I'll take a trip to visit him there if he survives," Hauso said. Otherwise I would have taken a huge, shinny, sharp knife and slit open his gullet and disemboweled him, and then eaten him. But now? Now I love him much like a pet because he’s blind and thin. Cows should be so lucky.

posted by poodle at 12:31 PM on February 8, 2001

He even gets a girlfriend in his new shack! What fabulous luck. Thanks for the great post.
posted by fiery at 2:16 PM on February 8, 2001

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