disco d
January 24, 2007 11:14 PM   Subscribe

My formula for success:
(PosEn - NegEn)(NT)^i = R
PosEn is your positivity, positive emotions, positive ego
honesty, love, friendship, etc
NegEn is your negative emotions & energy & ego
hate, fear, jealousy, envy N is network (virtual, personal, spiritual)
T is time
i is ideas and indivituality
R is results
the only thing you cant make more of is time
posted by nervousfritz (26 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
 


not topping yourself might help with T
posted by verisimilitude at 11:41 PM on January 24, 2007


Just place an X on the Life Line in the appropriate place.
posted by dreamsign at 11:47 PM on January 24, 2007


What if I'm not good at math?
posted by Brittanie at 12:06 AM on January 25, 2007


Formula is no good. Breast Milk for success!
posted by srboisvert at 3:34 AM on January 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


m = eH
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 3:40 AM on January 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


Do hard breaks in your FPP count under NegEn or under i?
posted by Plutor at 3:41 AM on January 25, 2007


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posted by mkb at 3:46 AM on January 25, 2007


w = t f
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 4:21 AM on January 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


i = mbored
posted by DenOfSizer at 5:07 AM on January 25, 2007


Disco sucks!
posted by christopher.taylor at 5:19 AM on January 25, 2007


People, people, people.

This is an obituary post, for a guy who might be the greatest ghetto tech DJ of all time. He was 26, and he wiped the floor with guys like DJ Assault! He made Princess Superstar sound good!

Sadly, it appears that he committed suicide.
posted by mkb at 5:25 AM on January 25, 2007


Holy shit. I went to middle school with this guy. IIRC, he played sax in the jazz band. I had no idea he was producing music for 50 Cent and KFed.
And maybe it's a Michigan thing but I dig ghettotech, booty bass and all that.

Rest in peace, man.
posted by bobobox at 5:55 AM on January 25, 2007


RIP, *sniff*. There goes some good ghettotech.
posted by LMGM at 6:20 AM on January 25, 2007


I get (approximately) 235992.15.

Is that good or bad?
posted by Flunkie at 6:23 AM on January 25, 2007


guess his answer ended in a negative?
posted by jcterminal at 7:53 AM on January 25, 2007


You people just don't get it! It's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends!
posted by Astro Zombie at 8:04 AM on January 25, 2007


Is this the new age spritiual equivalent of the Drake Equation?

You know, N= R* x Fp x Ne x fl x fi x fc x L

I think Disco_D may have found aliens.
posted by stovenator at 8:07 AM on January 25, 2007


RIP, Stuart Smalley.
posted by Kwine at 8:14 AM on January 25, 2007


Oh dear, it appears I'm done for. If it wasn't for hate, fear, and envy, I wouldn't have any energy at all.

The only reason I have for getting out of bed in the morning is to read the obituaries, hoping for a pleasant surprise. The only things I really look forward to are the funerals of people I despise.
posted by bshock at 8:27 AM on January 25, 2007


the world as it is described using symbols

up is happiness, and left is manic.
right is the proper direction of linearity, time, and reality.
down is the deeper direction of reality (much sadder, of course)

these seasons i endure necessarily in their order:

up up left down right down down.
down,

down,
up up up right
right.
left.

down

up

left

right
posted by localhuman at 9:01 AM on January 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


...B, A, start.

sorry
posted by Vervain at 9:59 AM on January 25, 2007


Oh, dear -- I'd flagged this as noise, mainly because it wasn't clear that he'd just died.

Damn, that's sad.
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 11:30 AM on January 25, 2007


aLeda clear rolling papers - holla!
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 11:37 AM on January 25, 2007


S - U - C - C - E - E - S

THAT's the way you spell success!
posted by sour cream at 12:32 PM on January 25, 2007


What a perfect example of how many cynical assholes hang around this blog.

May your words come back to you ten-fold on the day you get down.
posted by Twang at 1:14 AM on January 26, 2007


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