If You're Toilet-Trained And Have Less Than Three Felony Convictions, Spam U. Wants You!
January 30, 2007 7:45 PM Subscribe
Spam University. "Are you tired of your dead-end job? Want to make some big-time cash without actually working? Earn the money you deserve in the exciting and fast-growing spam industry," but only if you meet the rigorous admissions criteria. Check out the lovely campus amenities and meet the alumni. If you're athletically inclined, you might even want to join one of Spam U.'s championship-winning teams!
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