That's what I call a rude awakening!

February 12, 2007 1:46 PM

What do with... Your Dead Hooker. For more (fake) educational extravaganza: Is it time to swap?
posted by darkripper (19 comments total)

Hm. He's already late for work, yet it's going to take him "a few hours" to dismember her? Doesn't sound like very sound advice to me. He should probably call in sick at that point.
posted by psmealey at 2:10 PM on February 12, 2007

Yawn.
posted by itchylick at 2:11 PM on February 12, 2007

They're not laughing about this in Ipswich.
posted by imperium at 2:14 PM on February 12, 2007

Huh. It's a dark enough idea that it could've been funny, but something was lost in the execution.

I kill me.
posted by elwoodwiles at 2:18 PM on February 12, 2007

Okay, but I wish they'd found a guy with a more 50's face.

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Dolona-Roberts/1950S-Portrait-Of-Couple-Holdi-Note-Card-C11761337.jpeg

http://www.palmerseminary.edu/alumfriends/archives/Ingles,%20J%20Wesley%20in%20the%201950s.jpg

http://www.isledegrande.com/giimages15/1950s-Neal-Bernie-Huff.jpg
posted by grumblebee at 2:24 PM on February 12, 2007

Where's the damn PLUSHY SUIT?
posted by davy at 2:31 PM on February 12, 2007

Those moviemakers should read AskMetafilter.
posted by davy at 2:33 PM on February 12, 2007

back then, plushies looked like this.
posted by grumblebee at 2:42 PM on February 12, 2007

Okay - but what do you do with a drunken sailor?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 3:25 PM on February 12, 2007

Sling him in a lifeboat 'til he's sober?
posted by notsnot at 3:28 PM on February 12, 2007

You got to eat a dead hooker while it's still fresh.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:36 PM on February 12, 2007

A good try, but neither one is *actually* funny.
posted by MythMaker at 4:25 PM on February 12, 2007

I like these fake old educationals
posted by Iron Rat at 5:24 PM on February 12, 2007

I am so fucking sick-to-shit of fake '50's educational videos. Isn't anybody with me on this?
posted by koeselitz at 6:16 PM on February 12, 2007

Yeah, dead hookers sure are funny.
posted by Uccellina at 6:42 PM on February 12, 2007

Woke up with a dead hooker in a cheap hotel yet you somehow have your GOLF CLUBS?

Now, the saw I can see, but the golf clubs?
posted by grapefruitmoon at 12:01 AM on February 13, 2007

I was just looking for some advice on this! Thanks!
posted by deusdiabolus at 12:53 AM on February 13, 2007

We're not laughing about it in Vancouver, either. That's so far from funny, it's pathetic. Only a moron would post something like that, expecting a laugh.

Asshole.
posted by PareidoliaticBoy at 9:20 AM on February 13, 2007

Why, you put him in the galley for to peel potatoes!

I wonder how a hooker would react to a white-collar guy with a hacksaw protruding from his messenger bag?

Oh, and...Pliers are much better than an adjustable crescent wrench.
posted by pax digita at 11:47 AM on February 13, 2007