Brittany, take note...
February 27, 2007 8:18 AM   Subscribe

How to Get Out of a Car Gracefully Without Showing Your Underwear will help her stay out of those pesky tabloids. Good advice.
posted by doplgangr (5 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: gotten the treatment before.

Two fast fixes. 1) Wear pants. 2) Don't wear underwear. Either or both work.
posted by eriko at 8:21 AM on February 27, 2007

What's wrong with showing your underwear? You show your bikinis on the beach, right?

I favor the Britney Spears solution anyway. (Link please!)
posted by davy at 8:21 AM on February 27, 2007

Too bad there isn't a wiki for "How not to be batshit insane, ruin your career, and lose your children".
posted by Roman Graves at 8:23 AM on February 27, 2007

Riding in Limos for Dummies
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 8:23 AM on February 27, 2007

Is Brittany a relative of Britney?

Anyway: lolimpracticalclothing
posted by DU at 8:25 AM on February 27, 2007

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