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March 13, 2007 11:38 PM   Subscribe

Brenda Dickson, soap opera actress, asks politely for a divorce, but is "put out on the street " by the "cowboys in mediation." Follow the exploits of this postergirl for class rage through her own press releases, here, here, and here (What It Was Like In Prison).
posted by maryh (13 comments total) 6 users marked this as a favorite
 
Maryh, I'll be damned if I wasn't just writing this post. SERIOUSLY! You beat me to it. Except that you forgot one very important, beautiful tidbit: Brenda Dickson's Welcome to My Home... Part One and Part Two

Well, helloooo!
posted by miss lynnster at 11:48 PM on March 13, 2007 [4 favorites]


I can't believe how long it took me to realize that read "cowboys in mediation" and not "meditation".
posted by phaedon at 11:50 PM on March 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


"Do you like this gown? It's very dramatic. There was a time in my career where I wouldn't be caught dead in a gown like this."

I'm a fan.
posted by phaedon at 11:55 PM on March 13, 2007


How did I leave that out?? Miss Lynster for the win, goddammit!
posted by maryh at 11:58 PM on March 13, 2007


oh my, these videos are something special.

"snake and jeans are a great look!"
"the puffed sleeves on this dress make it particularly interesting!"
posted by lalex at 12:05 AM on March 14, 2007


"Ms. Dickson asks her fans in Hawaii to show up on March 8, 2007 at 8:30 a.m. at the 777 Punchbowl Divorce Court, in a Martin Luther King manner, in support of her, in a quiet fashion as no citizen of Hawaii should go through this kind of treatment."

I have a dream that histrionic soap opera actresses will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their angry rants on their poorly-designed web pages!
posted by fandango_matt at 12:13 AM on March 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


But maryh, when it comes to fashion... we ALL win!
posted by miss lynnster at 12:19 AM on March 14, 2007


"in shopping, you will find your eye is drawn to things that you like"
posted by johnny novak at 2:28 AM on March 14, 2007


Between the boric acid crazed raccoon-like critter and this oppressed gestapo victimized soap opera maven, I'd say that this is going to be a day of special little peaches on Metafilter.
posted by moonbird at 4:16 AM on March 14, 2007


miss lynster, that plays like SCTV or something. Unbelievable.
posted by owhydididoit at 7:23 AM on March 14, 2007


Hey moonbird, here's the part that gets me... they are both named Brenda. It's a crazy Brenda day!
posted by miss lynnster at 7:55 AM on March 14, 2007


Ms. Dickson asks her fans in Hawaii to show up... at the 777 Punchbowl Divorce Court...

Does this mean she will allow said fans full access to read and write about the proceedings?
posted by hal9k at 9:32 AM on March 14, 2007


See, this is why I think pre-nups should be required to get married.
posted by delmoi at 10:17 AM on March 14, 2007


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