February 22, 2001 7:30 AM   Subscribe

This is how I always pictured internet love. The corpse in the fridge is the kicker. I thought you brits knew we were all nuts in the states.
posted by john (5 comments total)
posted by corpse at 7:56 AM on February 22, 2001

I don't know.. I would find it easier to chop the body up in several pieces and take them out to a public dump. There really is no reason the keep the body... I mean... except if you are caught, in which case you've already done too much.

What kind of a fridge was this? the 'ice cream' ones are the best, I'm talking the wide ones that go up to the waste and span to, coincidentally a full body length.
posted by tiaka at 7:57 AM on February 22, 2001

Absolutely, tiaka. In addition to keeping your cadaver cold, ice cream freezers provide a valuable counter-top workspace, in case you want to try the old "chop-chop".

And their design makes for easy loading and unloading, something you'll appreciate when your corpse starts to stiffen and bloat.
posted by jpoulos at 8:05 AM on February 22, 2001

Feh. You guys are pikers. Nothing beats a dedicated, site-built freezer. They are also good for those little cups of frozen yogurt.
posted by sonofsamiam at 8:56 AM on February 22, 2001

Those little yogurt containers are easy to stuff into the odd spaces left by a frozen body, too!
posted by dhartung at 12:38 PM on February 22, 2001

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