I snorted my father!
April 3, 2007 1:29 PM   Subscribe

This post was deleted for the following reason: LOL DRUGIIEZ -- jessamyn



 
Is this any worse than a one-link youtube post? Maybe. Haters can go snort their dad.
posted by Cookiebastard at 1:30 PM on April 3, 2007


Oh come on.
posted by Ynoxas at 1:30 PM on April 3, 2007


bleeeaghfilter
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 1:32 PM on April 3, 2007


Gives new meaning to the term, "Blow Your Daddy."
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:32 PM on April 3, 2007


dudes, if you take scorpion venom and inject it right into your tear duct, you get so totally high.
posted by Mach5 at 1:32 PM on April 3, 2007


Other cultures ritually consume parts of dead relatives. Richards was certainly aware of the anthropological relevance of his actions at the time, I'm sure.
posted by kozad at 1:33 PM on April 3, 2007


As an undertaker, I feel it's necessary to say, "I've heard of worse." Still, this is a great story, true or not. It has a ring of truthiness.
posted by ColdChef at 1:33 PM on April 3, 2007


As an undertaker, I feel it's necessary to say, "I've heard of worse."

You do realize, ColdChef, that you are now morally obligated to provide anecdotes, preferably at great length?
posted by Faint of Butt at 1:35 PM on April 3, 2007


Can you share some of the worse?
posted by OmieWise at 1:35 PM on April 3, 2007


Those surprised, show of hands? Anyone?
posted by boo_radley at 1:35 PM on April 3, 2007


Jinx.
posted by OmieWise at 1:35 PM on April 3, 2007


Um, is "Blow Your Daddy" really a term that has been used ever before?
posted by Cookiebastard at 1:36 PM on April 3, 2007


Also, I'm pretty sure this makes him an archliche now.
posted by boo_radley at 1:36 PM on April 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


I've heard of worse.

Such as not waiting until Daddy dies...
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:36 PM on April 3, 2007


OW, we're morbid here in Baltimore.
posted by Faint of Butt at 1:37 PM on April 3, 2007


Those surprised, show of hands? Anyone?

*raises hand*
I'm surprised that he didn't cook dad's ashes in a spoon and shoot him up.
posted by NoMich at 1:37 PM on April 3, 2007


Um, is "Blow Your Daddy" really a term that has been used ever before?

Not by me.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:38 PM on April 3, 2007


I'm pre-emptively starting up a "Snort Keith Richards" business -- you gotta figure his ashes would have more than their fair share of psychedelic properties...
posted by bitter-girl.com at 1:38 PM on April 3, 2007


[insert obligatory Bill Hicks joke here]
posted by dabitch at 1:40 PM on April 3, 2007


Hmm. The legend of Keith Richards heroic appetites seemed previously something that occupied no less than a few sensational paragraphs if not an extensive magazine article. Now, I imagine it will be difficult for any future reference to not begin and end with this one sentence. I can't quite make up my mind if he has diminished the legend with a petty one-up or is displaying the zen mastery of reducing the entirety of his "achievement" to something like a haiku.
posted by well_balanced at 1:40 PM on April 3, 2007


I love the "keef" tag, by-the-way...
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:41 PM on April 3, 2007


Ashes to ashes, angel dust to angel dust.
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 1:41 PM on April 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


More Important Topic Filter:

Good lord, how long has he had that skanky mustache?
posted by scratch at 1:42 PM on April 3, 2007


That's not a mustache. It's his father.
posted by Cookiebastard at 1:44 PM on April 3, 2007 [4 favorites]


Incidentally, this is where everybody goes and listens to the song "Old Keith Richards" by Paul and Storm.
posted by Faint of Butt at 1:45 PM on April 3, 2007


Maybe Keef's dad ate his son's placenta, and this is some kind of karmic circle-of-life thing. Or not.
posted by Joe Invisible at 1:48 PM on April 3, 2007


"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said

He'll never die unless he quits drugs, at which point I give him about a week.
posted by InfidelZombie at 1:50 PM on April 3, 2007


It looks like he ran posterize on his face. What's wrong with it?!
posted by wemayfreeze at 1:50 PM on April 3, 2007


Wow. I'm as stunned by the admission itself as I am by the act. Seems to me such an admission would require a zen-like degree of unselfconsciousness.
posted by treepour at 1:51 PM on April 3, 2007


And here I thought I was hard, what with my bong hand-carved from the tibia my father lost in Vietnam.
posted by felix betachat at 1:52 PM on April 3, 2007 [3 favorites]


Sorta makes you wonder what he decides to keep private.
posted by mazola at 1:53 PM on April 3, 2007


Also, someone here said they can't wait to see the erowid trip report for this.
posted by boo_radley at 1:53 PM on April 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


Wow. I'm as stunned by the admission itself as I am by the act. Seems to me such an admission would require a zen-like degree of unselfconsciousness.
posted by treepour at 4:51 PM on April 3 [+]
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Or, you know, being completely out of his skull.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 2:05 PM on April 3, 2007


After the apocalypse there will be nothing left except Keith Richards and some cockroaches, and the generation after that will eat its own shit and be rock gods. Which is to say, this doesn't surprise me in the least.
posted by FunkyHelix at 2:05 PM on April 3, 2007


This might just be the most rock n roll thing I've heard for quite some time.
posted by ob at 2:05 PM on April 3, 2007


That's pretty disgusting.
posted by delmoi at 2:09 PM on April 3, 2007


Dude, his dad died in 2002??? Man, no wonder Keith Richards is unstoppable. I thought he was like 84.
posted by the dief at 2:11 PM on April 3, 2007


The keef tag is totally warranted here! I once witnessed an individual take a fat toke off a bowl topped with grandfather ashes. forthelulz would make a nice addition, for posterity's sake.

"That's some kind of keefbox... no, no... that's just my grandfather's urn!"

/lurch
posted by prostyle at 2:13 PM on April 3, 2007


Keef is one of our household gods...I expect when he does go there should be some kind of reliquary of his remains to go on pilgrimage to. But really! Following Dylan into the bad moustache thing........
posted by readery at 2:13 PM on April 3, 2007


Pfffffft, whatever, I mainlined my dad.
posted by The Straightener at 2:15 PM on April 3, 2007


I'll bet his dad was a real booger, too.
posted by spock at 2:16 PM on April 3, 2007


After the apocalypse there will be nothing left except Keith Richards and some cockroaches, and the generation after that will eat its own shit and be rock gods.

Wait...you're saying his DNA is compatible with roaches? And he...?
posted by Burhanistan at 2:17 PM on April 3, 2007


Um, is "Blow Your Daddy" really a term that has been used ever before?

I invite you to find out, perhaps using Google's image search.
posted by spock at 2:17 PM on April 3, 2007


Burnistan, you have to admit it would explain an awful lot...
posted by lekvar at 2:20 PM on April 3, 2007


Kitty litter. That's all I'm saying. Don't abuse your children or they may abuse your remains.
posted by ColdChef at 2:21 PM on April 3, 2007


Snorting his dad? Doesn't surprise me. The mustache? Does. Keef! Have some self-respect!
posted by languagehat at 2:22 PM on April 3, 2007


"I know there's a cure for bio terrorism or whatever it is, and I know it lies within Keith Richards. He is the only man on the planet who can go "Anthrax? [sniffs] All RIGHT... This'll go great with my e-coli! Keith is the only man who can make the Osbornes look fucking Amish."

[...]

"[After Armageddon] We will all be dead and gone, but Keith will still be there with five cockroaches. He'll be going, "I smoked your uncle, did ya know that? Fucking crazy..."

- Robin Williams - Live on Broadway.
posted by Effigy2000 at 2:23 PM on April 3, 2007


Kitty litter. That's all I'm saying. Don't abuse your children or they may abuse your remains.

Seen "The Shipping News" and what Dame Judy Dench's character does with the ashes of the brother who raped her, as a child? "Welcome home, Guy."
posted by spock at 2:25 PM on April 3, 2007


Snortfilter.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:26 PM on April 3, 2007


My friend has a word for this sort of things -- stuff that's initially quite startling, but, in retrospect, it seems absolutely unsurprising.

He calls it Shock and Obvious.
posted by Astro Zombie at 2:27 PM on April 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


prostyle,
forthelulz tag added.
posted by Cookiebastard at 2:29 PM on April 3, 2007


Transubstantiation abuse.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 2:30 PM on April 3, 2007


That is so Rock & Roll. I mean, who else could pull something like that off?

Keef
posted by chillmost at 2:35 PM on April 3, 2007


Well, after thinking about it, Lemmy or Ozzy could have just as easily done it as well.
posted by chillmost at 2:41 PM on April 3, 2007


Lemmy yes, Ozzy no. Ozzy is overrated.

(Then again, maybe I'm just pissy that my mom went through a phase of calling me Kelly Osbourne. Hey, she's the one who gave me Kelly for a middle name...)
posted by bitter-girl.com at 2:43 PM on April 3, 2007


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