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April 18, 2007 8:18 PM   Subscribe

Russian Missile Train !
posted by Burhanistan (21 comments total)

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That train is realllllly happy to see me.
posted by Dizzy at 8:28 PM on April 18, 2007


Guatemalan Chicken Bus !
posted by sexymofo at 8:30 PM on April 18, 2007


I'm sorry, I usually don't do this... but is this really the best of the web??? Could you have found just one extra link? Some background? Anything???
posted by Binliner at 8:49 PM on April 18, 2007


All aboard
posted by growabrain at 8:57 PM on April 18, 2007


I go to Utah every year. Friend of mine, was a designer of the MX missile race track basing mode. A hundred thousand miles of railroad track on a big loop through Utah, Arizona, and Nevada. Bombs were going to hide in locomotive sheds. That way the red team would never know exactly where they were. I still go out to Utah, just to think about the way things might have been.
posted by phooky at 9:05 PM on April 18, 2007


Trevelyan: I set the timers for six minutes. The same six minutes that you gave me. It's the least I could do for a friend.
[Laughs]
Natalya: What does that mean?
Bond: We have three minutes.

posted by dhartung at 9:11 PM on April 18, 2007


Wouldn't the money be better spent on hittles?
posted by fleacircus at 9:34 PM on April 18, 2007


Where are the babushka doll grenades I ordered?
posted by phaedon at 9:57 PM on April 18, 2007


Ah, I see I wasn't the only one who thought of Goldeneye when he saw this link.

*Goes off to dig N64 out of the closet.*
posted by Rangeboy at 11:00 PM on April 18, 2007


Actually, I quite liked it. Thanks, Burdistan. Sometimes, less is more. Great images, while rather disturbing. They really made me think, and sent me off on a rather interesting voyage of discovery. Another sad train .
posted by PareidoliaticBoy at 12:19 AM on April 19, 2007


Where is boom?
posted by SteveInMaine at 12:52 AM on April 19, 2007


All your train are belong to us.
posted by imperium at 1:44 AM on April 19, 2007


Metafilter: Wouldn't the money be better spent on hittles?

On what, now? Vittles? Hittites? Skittles? Hitler? Help me out here.
posted by eritain at 2:00 AM on April 19, 2007


Hittles are what a Hittler makes.
posted by furtive at 3:52 AM on April 19, 2007


I've been smiling lately, thinking about the good things to come.
posted by Eideteker at 4:11 AM on April 19, 2007 [1 favorite]


I'm sure you'll be able to hijack one of these in GTA 4.
posted by Drexen at 4:31 AM on April 19, 2007


I'm sorry, I usually don't do this

If you have to apologize in advance for something then just don't fucking do it. Otherwise you are just declaring that you are insincere in your apologies and it is ridiculous to expect the Russian missile train to forgive you.

At least be smart enough not to give it your coordinates.
posted by srboisvert at 4:42 AM on April 19, 2007


Lat/Lon: 45.4166667, -75.7 - ENGAGE!
posted by Artw at 8:49 AM on April 19, 2007


The Russian missile train is a fake! I invoke the Sumerian Ban!
posted by Mister_A at 9:48 AM on April 19, 2007


Trans-Siberian Train!
posted by Ljubljana at 9:57 AM on April 19, 2007


Those crazy Russians. What next? Nuclear power stations on boats?! Oh.
posted by jack_mo at 11:15 AM on April 19, 2007


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